I'm a whiner. I get stumped easily when it comes to self-description. I have to have my husband write this for me and then complain about him including himself. He is writing this for me but yet I complain about his writing. He is not a gifted writer like I am but a humorist. How dare that imbecile be funny...retard! I even complain when he calls himself a retard even though I am thinking it anyway. Shutup. Stop. Whack whack. OK that's enough.
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