I'm a Houston girl who has been living in Oregon for a little over a year and a half and I'm just now starting to be happy here. I'm laid back but that doesn't mean I let people take advantage of me -- I stand up for myself and the people I care about. I have a really sick and twisted sense of humor (pedophile jokes are my forte) and my ass has its own fan club. I'm a girl who likes and actually understands sports (I'm a huge Yankees fan). I love good beer and work for one of the coolest breweries in the world. I hate drama and try to avoid it like the plauge. I'm honest, to the point and not always the most tactful of people -- basically I speak without thinking first and it can get me into trouble. I take very few things seriously and can be a bit of a spaz at times. I throw darts at people who distract me when its my turn to throw. I refuse to pay more than $40 for a pair of jeans, but I'll spend $300+ on jackets and corsets. I hate the mall with a fiery passion.
