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derrick

Wait for the signal.

About Me

I've lost every watch I've ever owned.

My Interests

i like to score

I'd like to meet:

A sixty year old hooker that will care for me after I get the bends, die, and then come back as her illigitimate child. Maybe some time in my childhood I would stumble in on her at "work", be emotionally scarred for life and become a televagalist as an adult. I would be the next Billy Grahm except I would be far far sexier and get down with the evangalist party scene, sprouting a nomadic fan scene. Then we'd all get tottally fucked up on dangerous combinations of phsychodelics and I'd preach and ask for money to help our causes. Those causes would be getting everyone in the world a nice lunch special from their local chinese resteraunt, buying the world a coke, buying the world a bump of coke, telling the world that it should only do coke once in a while with a subtle implication that I'm just talking shit and me and the world should get down all the time, and lastly late at night buying the world some baking soda and aluminum foil so we can free base collectively as a near oblivion culture. It might also be nice to meat and potatoes.Ha puns are the craziest.

Music:

only the grooviest.

Movies:

ghostbusters.

Television:

I watch the local 11:00 news. Much Respect to the news 8 crew.

Books:

In memoriam of my favorite author as a child I will be living life in a state of bewilderment.

Heroes:

You, I mean wow. The amazing thing's that you've done in your life. And yet still so humble and unpertentious. I really admire that and would love you to mentor me. Who am I kidding. I'm not worthy of your urine, let alone your wisdom and guidance. Maybe one day I but not now, not now. For now I'll have to settle for Mike Meyers. Oh my is he goofy. I mean Austin Powers Three was the tops. Shmoke and a pancake. That kills me.

My Blog

Memorial Day and later and Memoriam Day.

This last weekend I made a small Cabin trip.  What a time.  It was terrific to see Mike and Nick and Tyler and Matt and Nate and Sme and Cliff and Dustin and Adam and the Great North Woods o...
Posted by derrick on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

Work (the thief of good times)

As I am a slave to the restaurant/bar industry it is sometimes quite difficult to hang out with anyone not in said industry, even when you ask for the occasional weekend off.  That being said I ...
Posted by derrick on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

maybe I toss out F bombs a little loosley

Well it was a bad day for customer relations here in Grand Rapids.  I started my day with a trip to the juice stand at the Y on my way to work.   Once there I saw that they served no J...
Posted by derrick on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Es Muy Comico

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Posted by derrick on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

Es Muy Comico

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Posted by derrick on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

breaking (not the movie)

Someone broke into my place of business today.  Further this happened while we were open and like 20 people were working there.  They came in through the back door, went to the basement, too...
Posted by derrick on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

A Bartending Radio Disc Jockey in Training.

Yesterday was some kinda wonderful.  I didn't have to work and, unlike most days I don't work, I woke up in Muskegon.  You see Nealy and I took a trip there on wednesday to hang out with he...
Posted by derrick on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

Sky Blue Sky

As you may have gathered from the title I have just purchased the new Wilco album, Sky Blue Sky.  I'm listening to it right now and so far it's kind of the best thing I've ever heard.  Those...
Posted by derrick on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Oh, shitty.

I'm officially frightened of America. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CgvgjfwyPs Here's a report on it; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UWIb4FwHPg...
Posted by derrick on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

Strange Magic

A great many intersting things have happened in the last few days.  I was stranded in Chicago for the second time in my life, I worked 36 hours in three days, and my bike lock broke causing me to...
Posted by derrick on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:01:00 PST