Michael

I’m vertically and podiatrically endowed. Yes yes were both thinking the same thing as both are positive qualities to most all except those adults still getting the kids shoe discount and shopping in osh kosh begosh. But try sitting in the middle seat of an airplane. Not being quick with no bitch means cramping. Go ahead, find jeans, a jacket or a bed that fits right, much less underwear and socks. Prone to slouching and shrinking, tall people will never be accused of having a commanding complex named after Napoleon. Tall people, in fact, are a rather soft-spoken, introverted subset of humans, who always field these profound questions many times, as I do, with even more profound answers which I have provided for you to sample and I say sample because tip of the iceberg was not appropriate. 1) Did you play basketball? 2) How’s the weather up there? (Resist striking questioner.) 3) Could you please reach up on that shelf and get me those 24 rolls of toilet paper? To these questions I answer. Yes. Spit, respond “its raining,” laugh loudly. No.