Hollie Dollie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I've mastered the fine art of tripping over myself and I speak in my own language called "mumblese." I have the ability of cursing like an old, drunken sailor in different languages, and I've got several tattoos like one too. By the time I'm 60, I'll have my B.A. degree in something.

*I have 3 of the raddest cats a mommy could ever want (and my apartment doesn't smell like cat shit)!

I'm a crazy cat lady:
Mr. Thrash Catster Site
Moni Girl Catster site
Goten
Radar (RIP) Catster site
Scary? I know.

"risten rady! we need woking computahs to make-a-you monay. not nest year! right now! put down da cat. garb yo sheck-a-book and sign on-a-dis-a rine right here and reave dah rest to me" - Injun

My Interests

I don't get bored of the following: Good beer, My Cats, My Boyfriend, Inari sushi, Martinis, Dive Bars, and Video Games. Everything else I lose interest in about a week after doing/reading it. Fuckin' A.D.D.

I'd like to meet:

A Jew who walks into a bar with "...a draddle in one hand and a dildo in the other."
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down."

Music:

Grind, Metal, Noize, Thrash, Punk, Big Band, Oldies, Classic Rock, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams 1-3. Oh yeah, and some underground Hip-Hop and Eazy-E.

Movies:

National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's European Vacation, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Worst Witch, The Last Dragon, Four Rooms, How To Marry a Millionare, Some Like It Hot, All About Eve, Oscar, and pretty much all the Soul Cinema classics (Pam Grier is fucking sezzy. Blaxploitation movies are the best).

Television:

Family Guy, The Golden Girls, Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Books:

Factotum, Tales of Ordinary Madness, Junky, The Good Earth, Animal Farm, Living My Life, Just Checking: Life of an Obsessive Compulsive, and others.

Heroes:

are for wussies.