My main intrests are pissing people off. I'm good at that. Well, I used to be. I used to be good at grammar, and english, and other stuff too, but I gave all that up when I realized that only assholes get the riches.
Two important people, and each for the same reason.
Jesus and Rivers Cuomo.
Then I wouldn't mind meeting you.
GodSaveTheHippos
Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Dogma, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, The Graduate, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Star Wars: Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The New Trilogy, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Clerks, Clerks 2, Romeo + Juliet, Bowling for Columbine, Roger & Me, Fahrenheit 9/11, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Planet of the Apes.
I like My Name is Earl, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, CSI: Las Vegas, CSI: NY, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, The Venture Bros., Futurama, Studio 60 at the Sunset Strip, and Justice.
I dislike CSI: Miami, because it just reeks of melodramatic poop.
This week on CSI: Miami, Horatio Cane eats shit and DIES.
The Godfather, Fight Club, Alphabet of Manliness, The Bible: Rolling Stone's Album Guide, Galapagos, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Count Me In, Presumed Innocent, The Physics of Superheroes.
Rivers Cuomo, FDR, JFK, Cal Ripken, Jr., Al Franken, Michael Moore, Steven Colbert.
And myself, of course.