BONES

ABOUT BONES (by her coworkers): bones is skinny. sometimes we call her "nana bones". her jokes are (not) funny. her heart pumps sam adams. she's a soft rock star. she loves karaoke more than you do. sometimes she gets butch points, sometimes she doesn't. not only does she own a grilling apron, she is excited to actually wear it (along with her red bandana and a small little boys roy rogers cowboy hat).