this is ripley: okay, so i've decided to let my little brat siblings share my page with me, but it's only so mama doesn't have to help ALL of us type out our own profiles, and all that. don't get the wrong idea, i still think they're total brats. okay, so that said... i enjoy stealing things, jumping on my furry brothers and sisters (of the canine and feline variety), escaping and running around the back yard... i live my life with glee and rapture, yet i see the value in being sneaky and shady. it's fun. you like me anyway. you love me anyway, cuz i'm so damn cute. oh, and say goodbye to your toothbrush, mofo. what's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine.
and this is mika (hello, i've taken over my big brother's page!): let's see... i like jumping really high and being a spaz abd getting into things and knocking things over. i can climb really, really high, where none of my fellow ferrets can get (cuz they're too fat and i'm very small). mama sometimes has to get out the ladder just to get me down. oh, and i have magic powers - when you look directly into my eyes, head on, i have complete control over you. if you further question this statement, lookit the pictures - the one with my mama's face - mmmuuuah haaa aaa aahhh aaaaaa... do it. i dare you.
erm...hullo, this is harley! i have to type fast, ripley hates me and tries to bite my neck off every chance he can get. my mama has to keep us separate. i came from another home where i lived for a few years, but now mama has taken me in and made me one of her own. she took good care of me when i got really sick, and made me feel all better. mika is funny and nice, but ripley is very, very mean to me. but mama got me a little sister, Noodle, to share my cage, so that's nice even though she's a weirdo. that's all... oh, crap... here comes ripley... GOTTA GO!!!
...and now me. i am noodle... i am deaf, and i have fur like a mink and a fat belly. i like to hiss a lot, even at random times when i'm just walking around by myself - it's practice for when i need it. i am a very vocal ferret - i like it when mama comes running thinking that i might be in trouble, but then she sees it's just that my big brother harley is goofin' around with me and getting a little spaztic so i gotta vocalize!!! i think mama is catching on that i'm not really hurt, i just like to talk. anyway, so it's me, noodle!
