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custard mouse

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a yellow Volkswagon Lupo, and I have been lovingly cared for for the last 2 years by "the king." No, not Elvis you stupid cunt, he's dead, Jimmy Longsden!!!

My Interests

Roadtrips to Leeds and Birmingham and London to see metal bands like Keelhaul and Mastodon. However I feel that venues are bigoted because I always have to wait in the car park.... I also enjoy having Jimmy's big spliffs smoked up inside of me....that's just great!!

I'd like to meet:

Other daft looking cars..

Music:

I love to bust out any grind or metal really loud, but my speakers are a bit shit so sometimes it can sound fuzzy.... Other than that I like Joseph Arthur, Rush and Yes. Oh, and King Crimson!!

Movies:

What the hell are they?

Television:

And what the fuck is that?

Books:

My Handbook and Logbook

Heroes:

My first owner, Elsie, who drove me like a snail. And of course, Jimmy Longsden, who showed me how real men handle a custard mouse....