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eric

Ninja, Please!

About Me


..If I saw myself walking down the street I would say, DAMN! That is one good lookin' sonofabeech! But if I stopped myself to ask me for my phone number, I would probably find that we had very little to talk about.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (43%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (26%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (73%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Latency (70%) you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world.
Genital (63%) you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.
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.. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.
Cultural Creative


88%

Postmodernist


81%

Materialist


81%

Idealist


69%

Existentialist


69%

Modernist


56%

Romanticist


38%

Fundamentalist


31%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

My Interests

modern opera, music, books, sissies, Sunday New York Times, art films, art-fags, art-straights, performance art, minimilism, kundalini yoga, mixing, obscurity, ethnicity, alternative holidays, silkscreening, ReadyMade, schtupping, playing TOXIC on the accordion

I'd like to meet:

managing directors; revolutionary cuties; assertive yet down-to-earth sissies; agents of free will; someone who will help me do the dishes after I cook an amazing meal.

Music:

Girl From Ipanema, penderecki, ligeti, stereolab, bjork, john adams, steven reich, sigur ros, morton feldman, john cage, meredith monk, james tenney, laurie anderson, harry partch, arvo part, gorecki, nancarrow, FUCK PHILIP GLASS!

Movies:

tarnation, throw mama from the train, auntie mame, room with a view, sunset boulevard, amelie, songs from the second floor, donnie darko, pee-wee's big adventure, party girl, cremaster

Television:

TV is a tool for capitalist bourgeoisie pigs ... but PROJECT RUNWAY is my dirty secret pleasure

Books:

Orlando, Machinal, Prayer for Owen Meany, Cyberia, Generation X, Dream Boy, 1984, various Gertrude Stein

Heroes:

Girl From Ipanema = The Greatest Song Ever

and I love the peeps at Sequenza21.

You are a
Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist
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