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About Me

Witney. If you don't know me, you should. I'm friendly. I'm bright. I'm artistic. I'm complex. You don't have to stick around long enough to deal with it, just understand and accept it. I'm honest. I'm charismatic. I'm sarcastic. I'm a preschool teacher. Kids are demons, and I love it. I WILL be a fashion designer and makeup artist and songwriter. Who are you to tell me I can't do it all? I love football and cars...aaaand purses and shoes and all those things that mesh perfectly well. I'll be one of the most exciting people you spend your downtime with and the truest, most loyal friend you've probably ever had. I'm pretty sure for the first time in my life I'm taking time out for myself. I've got all my ducks in a row. Currently attending college to receive my AA in business, then moving in two years to attend the Art Institute of Phoenix (or perhaps now thinking Portland?) and major in Fashion Marketing. I recently moved out of the place I had on my own to get my life together, but I sure do miss it. You know you've partied there. :) Barbara House for life. I've got the greatest bunch of friends I could ever ask for. I was blessed with the most wonderfully supportive family who has helped me out immensely along the way. And Lord knows I'm a handful to deal with. You don't have to like me, just don't pretend to. I love who I am. I love where I've been. I love where I'm at. I love where I'm going. You can come if you'd like. <3 ..
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My Interests

Design. Spending time with friends and boyf. Music. Watersports. Art. Trying new things. Politics. Going to shows. Travel. Parties. Forensics. Photography. Cosmetology. Life in general.

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook. Barack Obama. Marilyn Monroe. Juliette Lewis. Tyra Banks.

Music:

Anything delicious since I have great taste: Taking Back Sunday, Pepper, N.E.R.D., Gym Class Heroes, Katy Perry, Jack Johnson, My Chemical Romance, Big D and the Kids Table, Atreyu, Brand New, Vendetta Red, The Fugees, Shwayze, Plain White T's, The Used, The Cure, Avenged Sevenfold, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, Taylor Swift, Garth Brooks, From First To Last, The Matches, Social Distortion, Sublime, Bob Marley, Thrice, MxPx, AFI, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lynrd Skynrd, The Beatles, Hieroglyphics, The Legion of Doom, and my RST boys.

Movies:

Crash. Boondock Saints. Lucky Number Slevin. The Bourne Trilogy. American History X. Superbad. Wanted. Goodfellas. Ocean's 11 Trilogy. King of California. Nightmare Before Christmas. The Goonies. Anchorman. We Own The Night. Vantage Point. --Anything about the mafia. Figures. --Anything with a lot of action. Durr. --Anything with Will Ferrell. Self-explanatory.

Television:

Football. Cartoons. Nip/Tuck. Law & Order. ABDC, baha.

Books:

Crank. Glass. Impulse. Burned. Love & Desire & Hate, 1984, Wuthering Heights, Basic Instinct, Makeup Girl.

Heroes:

Jesus. My nana. My mom. My (real) friends. Myself.

My Blog

Teenage Wasteland

Officially one month left until my 20th birthday. I feel like I'm being pushed towards it kicking and screaming yet running towards it at full speed. It's such a bittersweet birthday. Maybe you haven'...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:18:00 PST

Best.Worst.Last.Today.Tomorrow..umm...and...cheese?

Best-1. Male friends: Brandon. Rico. Raul. Cyle. Zach (sometimes?)2. Female friends: Mckinzie. Cassie. Cheryl. Sam. Meesh. Miranda.3. Vacation: Rocky Point. UTAH!! Phoenstaff?!?!Worst-1. Time of day: ...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:47:00 PST

Do this. Or I'll slit your throat and drain your blood in these streets. <3

You know you want to fill this out about me. That's why you're here right? 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of ...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

My 7 best friends. I am so lucky to have them. <3

Tell five people what you think about them, but don't say their name. Go! 1:: The most amazing girl I've ever known. I aspire to be as beautiful inside and outside as you someday. I may not always sho...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

Danyel "Doris the Donkel" Salamin

Danyel Salamin. My precious, most gorgeous, lovely...love. We're going to get married in Italy and ride away on donkels through a cactus patch. We will live in a beautiful Tuscan-style home where we s...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

I totally am making a mix out of this.

IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?- - - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -So, here's how it works:Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST

1:29 a.m. agenda. Kill me.

1. Are you wearing a necklace? Not today. Should I be? 2. Does your computer have a mouse? It's a laptop. So we suck in that department. 3. Crush? Your skull? 4. What color is your shirt? Beige. 5. Ho...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST

1:25 a.m. agenda. Haaaa.

69 Questions to Start the Summer 1. Are you in a relationship? Yes. 2. If no, would you like to be? I freakin' told you. I am in one. Ease up off my junk. 3. How often do you visit your MySpace profil...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

1:23 a.m. agenda.

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?Cassie. About agreeing it's entertaining to piss our boyfriends off for fun. haaah. 2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?Duh, I'm a soldiA. Ya ...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

Damn my giving character.

What the F-bomb is my problem? Why do I invest so much time into those who won't do so for me? I may be modest, but I know damn well that I put my heart and soul into friendships and relationships. Fo...
Posted by [[WiTNEY B, TELL 'EM.]] on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST