I'm Chuck. Don't ask why i'm called Chuck coz it's a fucking lame story.Fistly, I'm a spastic ethnic and i have no shame.
I study rocks and i dig it (rocks... dig it.. OH *ZING!).i'll do anything i'm dared to do out of sheer and utter stupidity, and failure to learn from past mistakes.The word 'cunt' is funny and anyone believes it's offensive needs to shut up, have a north shore crisis, and find something else to cry about.Anyone wHo TYpEs LiKe DiS NeEds 2 B TaKeN OuT bAcK N ShOt So dEy CaNt CoNtAmInAtE dA GeNe PoOl AnYmOrE.Belly buttons seriously scare the crap out of me. If you ever try to touch mine, i will freak out.I like to eat things i shouldn't; mystery fruits from strange trees, tally-hos and once i drank from a cup i found in Oxford Street Hungry Jacks.i love cats, and am slowly building up the feral cat population to one day be my army. I've owned 19 cats. 17 of which have run away. I'd like to think it means i'll be a good mother.I love pretending that i'm secretly a man to strangers in the city, especially ones who don't have a sense of humour.I love pretending im a dirty turbo dyke with Caity in public, just to make people feel super duper uncomfortable - i will one day be the ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF GAY CHICKEN!I believe that sleepwear apparel, including slippers, hold a special place for dine in 3am Maccas runs when you are completely smashed off your tits. Sexy, i know..I sleep everywhere with no no shame. Public places that i've fallen asleep at the Hornsby RSL, Dragonfly (twice),V bar, Barrons, Lady lux, Arthouse, Purple Sneakers, a milk crate at Acron Oval and that bench outside Magic kebabs... ALLLL CLASS BABY!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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