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Azerbaijohn

Liquid sex in a Golden Girls coffee mug.

About Me

back when hipsters were called indie kids, i was pretty baaadassss.
Sweet N.D.'s Baaadasss Song
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"To some extent all men and women live under false names, are disguised as someone else, assume, whether consciously or unconsciously, a borrowed character. This persona, as Jung calls it, is formed to a great extent by a process of imitation. Sometimes the imitation is of living human beings, sometimes of fictional or historic characters, sometimes of virtuous and socially desirable personages, sometimes of criminals and adventurers."

Peep it. It's my demo reel. Fo' reel.

John Cason - Editor Reel



My Interests

gators. peanut sauce. opposing antidisestablishmentarianism

I'd like to meet:

Here she comes walkin' lookin' like uh zoo Hello Moon Hello Moon She knows all the colors that nature do High Ella high Ella Guru High yella high red high blue she blew High Ella high Ella Guru She do what she mean She do what she do Got sumtin' fo' me sumptin' fo' you She sho' sumptin' She's young too Ella Guru Ella Guru Ella Guru Ella Guru Ha ha right right Just dig it That's right "The Mascara Snake" Fast 'n bulbous Tight also Ella Guru Ella Guru Ella Guru Ella Guru High Ella high Ella Guru Ella Guru

***I refuse to pick my top eight. The concept is just ass balls. This site isn't worth alienating my ninth best friend. Besides, only seven show up in my friends box anyway.***

Music:

I made this with my own two hands. And it only took me 87 years.

BradLeo and the Consumers - "Champagne Dreams"

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Movies:

stationaries

current favorites:
LE MEPRIS (Contempt)
ALL THE REAL GIRLS
And some really manly stuff, too!

My first movie...
Transformers on Mars (1986)

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Television:

wastes less of my time than myspace.

but i'll watch full seasons of awful crap in one day if it's on DVD.

Books:

Crazy From the Heat: the autobiography of David Lee Roth (the greatest book of all time).

Other books that I've started reading AND still intend to finish:

The Complete Essays of Aldous Huxley volume 4: 1936-1938

Blood In My Eye by George Jackson

My Last Sigh by Luis Buñuel

Hopper (of the Edward variety, biography).

Americana by Hampton Sides

Heroes:

make good sandwiches.

My Blog

of dire importance...

underpants. booger. fart.
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:21:00 PST

"Dear Jesus, is it really over?"

...or "How is this not the biggest story of the day?" or "The most dangerous man on the planet is stepping down." or "How does anybody not agree that this is the most dangerous man on the planet?" ...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

bindi but don't break

so i just saw Bindi "The Crocodile Hunter's Daughter" Irwin on Letterman tonight. at 8 years old, that girl is a far better person than i will ever be. there's no use even trying. from heretoforth,...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

poker on television

poker on television is the most inane use of an already seemingly useless medium. this shit's been on for almost twenty minutes now and the most intriguing thing that's happenned is the jackass in th...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:26:00 PST

i've got a bad mutha fuckin raditude. what? sure. i'm a boob.

So i just finished up my newest video deal but, due to contest restrictions, I can't post it anywhere. So here's a link. Make like an archeologist and dig it.LinkCrooked Cowboy plays the tunes, so d...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST

Silverlake no longer 'hippest place in the galaxy.' Deal with it.

The title now belongs to a Massachusetts geriatric home. Put yer peepers on this.Young@Heart sing 'Schizophrenia' by Sonic Youth...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

I Will Not Post Another Death Blog...I Will Not Post Another Death Blog...I Will Not Post...

Ponies! Daisies! Newborn Babies!p.s. Arthur Lee just died.
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

I know what you were. You were a gigolo aunt.

Syd Barrett Passes At 60by Staff | 07.11.2006It was revealed today that psychedelic legend and Pink Floyd founding member Syd Barrett passed away last week (July 7th) from symptoms arising from diabet...
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

May we all grow up to be hipper parents...


Posted by Azerbaijohn on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST

What those damn honkies don't teach you in history class...

THE OLD NEGRO SPACE PROGRAMhttp://www.negrospaceprogram.com/let's all piss our pants together now, in solidarity.
Posted by Azerbaijohn on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:54:00 PST