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Josh "I do all my own stunts"

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I found this on an American-British dictionary site and thought, "That's me!" So here it is...The difference between Australians, Brits, Canadians & AmericansAustralians: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.Australians: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.Australians: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Australians: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Australians: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English." Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Australians: Add "G'day," "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Australians: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Australians: Drink anything with alcohol in it.Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things. Australians: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

My Interests

I like going to the mall, watching movies, and playing music.
Generate your Anime Character! by ryiu
Name
hair... shoulder length
clothing... no shirt just pants and a cool belt
eyes... dark blue
special trait... nothin, just regular human traits
special ability... you can sense danger
weapon... daggers
personality... peaceful (until someone wants to kick ur butt)
sidekick... a human like robot
purpose... you're running away from home to become a hero
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

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Which Sexy Are You?

MY RESULT: Cute Sexy


Aww, look at you! If you were an animal, you'd be an adorable, fluffy koala bear that everyone wants to make out with.

You're not big on playing hard-to-get -- not because you're easy, but because you don't go for those sneaky love games. You'd much rather approach people with a smile and an innocent shrug of your shoulders. Keep it up -- they're loving it. Just be careful not to tread into Phony Country. Stay adorable, but do it your way, not the Shirley Temple way. (Besides, you're not that good of a tap dancer.)

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I'd like to meet:

My wife. Amanda Bynes... which could be one and the same ;)

One-Shot
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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AWSOME-GAME


Which Animaniacs Character are You?
You are...unique to say the least. Though the events around you often seem complex, even convoluted, you tend to drift off into your own world. It's nicer there. People tend to think you're joking, even when you think you're being serious. Though, seriousness is taxing for you. You'd rather play all the time than do boring work of any type, and perhaps that's why inane dribble tends to issue forth from your mouth.

ZORT!

Music:

Skillet, SwitchFoot, Third Day, Two Bare Feet, Pillar, Toby Mac, Tait, Newsboys, and DC Talk.

Movies:

My all-time favorite movie has got to be Lost in Space. But then there are other movies like: The Time Machine, The Last Samurai, Muppet's From Space, Muppet Treasure Island, Key Largo, Casablanca, A Knights Tale, You've Got Mail, and Batman Begins are all really good movies.
300 is pretty cool!
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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007


92%

Captain Jack Sparrow


79%

Indiana Jones


75%

William Wallace


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


71%

Batman, the Dark Knight


71%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


67%

Maximus


63%

El Zorro


58%

The Terminator


50%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as King Arthur, You're King Arthur, King of the Britains! You seek the Grail!

King Arthur


75%

Sir Gallahad


50%

Sir Lancelot


50%

Head Knight of Ni


42%

Tim the Enchanter


42%

The Black Knight


33%

God


33%

Sir Bedevere


33%

The Taunting French Guard


33%

Sir Robin


0%
What "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" character are You?
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Television:

I don't watch much tv, but I do like Pinky and the Brain and Bugs Bunny cartoons.

The funniest commercial on TV right now! Hands down!



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Books:

Wild at Heart

Heroes:

Adam Crenshaw and Jeff Williams. They have both taught me so much about how to be God's man and God's warrior.

My Blog

The Waiting

The Waiting...Why does the waiting have to be the hard part?Why can't it be the meeting, the greeting,or the trying to find something to do?There is so much to tell,and yet I cannot say.I see there's ...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:40:00 PST

Another chapter ends...

Tonight, I helped my roommate and close friend, pack up all of his things and move out.  He's going to basic training for 14 weeks.  Although I didn't get to spend a whole lot of time with h...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

The Rain Makes It New

The Rain Makes It New The clouds come rolling in, The wind surrounds me with wild, rushing, wisps of peace, I look to the sky for the One with an answer, The clouds are coming together, They mo...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST

something new

"Now it's time for something new"Tonight I watched a movie called, "The Secret."  It was about quantum physics and stuff like that, but it done so that it was really easy to understand.  The...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

Letters in the Ground

Letters on the Ground With cold hands and nimble fingers I write, With two words and one symbol tonight, All they are, are Letters in the Ground. Somewhere, with tool in hand, You're thinking of ...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

First Kiss

Tonight, Septmeber 22, 2006, I had my first kiss.  I will be 20 years old if February, and I have never kissed a girl until tonight.  "How was it," you may ask?  All I am going to say i...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST

Bored With Life

Right now, I'm so bored with life, I can hardly see sraight.  No, I'm not drunk, and I havn't been drinking.  It's just, we were suposed to move yesterday and our house fell through.  A...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:22:00 PST

Pine-side road-kill

Have you noticed that at this festive time of year, there is an awful lot of road-kill?  Now, I'm not talking about animals.  I'm refering to pine.  On my way to and from work these pas...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:24:00 PST

The dog knows it's Christmas...

Every year we try to get our dog, Anna, something for Christmas.  We can't put it under the tree because she knows it's for her and she'll tear into it.  Mom and Dad "hide" all of our presen...
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:48:00 PST

Time Travel...

Time Travel.  The thing man knows the least about.  "Sure we could posibly do it"  "No, absolutly not. There is no way that we could do it"  "I don't know and I could care less" .....
Posted by Josh "I do all my own stunts" on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:54:00 PST