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Part Country Mouse/Part City Mouse, Half Hippy/Half RedNeck with a little bit o' Punk/Rebel and Loner/Stoner thrown in for good measure = 100 Percent Pure Social Chameleon! What else do I have to say?
But most importantly, I am Daddy...
"The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer."
-- Ken Kesey

Woe onto those who spit on the Beat Generation.
The wind'll blow it back.
~Jack Kerouac

.. You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel


88%

Stoner


69%

Loner


56%

Drama nerd


56%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


31%

Geek


25%

Ghetto gangsta


25%

Goth


13%
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My Interests



I love to cook,
I'd rather be playing Disc Golf,
I like to read,
I love to stalk unwary people (oops I mean people watch),
I love all all forms of auto racing (especially NASCAR thus the redneck half),

I am worth $2,122,670 on HumanForSale.com

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The first duty of a patriot is to question the government. Thomas Jefferson

See, I'm not a total Pinko Commie Liberal!
Just mostly...


Your Political Profile


Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Most anybody who is not a self-centered fool.

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Oh, meeting this guy would be kinda cool...

Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.

See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

Music:



I am so eclectic with music, that you'd think I was a multi-personality psycho. So in no particular order, here goes... The Grateful Dead (Duh), Bob Marley, Janes Addiction, Sublime, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nora Jones, Death Cab For Cutie, The Doors, Peter Gabriel, Primus, Lo Fidelity Allstars, The Beatles, Cake, Weezer, BB King, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, Mamie Smith, Howlin' Wolf, Eric Clapton, Hell- The Blues PERIOD!, Modest Mouse, Janis Joplin, Deftones, The Buds of May, The Sketch Olives, The Cure, Incubus, JGB, INXS, KMFDM, AC/DC, TSOL, REM, U2, UB40, OMD, ABBA, DRI, KLF, MXPX, NOFX, XTC, POD, NWA, and many other bands with acronyms or just letters/numbers for names. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Flys, Spacehog, Bob Dylan, Psychodelic Furs, Transplants, System of a Down, Bjork, Sublime, No Doubt, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Fillabuster, Smoke, Flip the Switch, Soundboy, The GooRooS, All things Ska (Anybody remember when Sactown had a huge Ska scene? Wow you must be old too!!!), Beastie Boys, Led Zepplin, Foo Fighters, All things Bluegrass, Jimi Hendrix, Rehab, Beck, White Zombie, Bush (Not Dubya!), Mudvayne, HELLYEAH, Social Distortion, Radiohead, Most pre-1979 Country (everything since is Pop Bullshit), The Cars, Everlast, John Mayer, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Portishead, Jerry Garcia Band (yeah, mentioned above in acronym/letters bands, but he deserves two mentions!), Phish, New Order, The Gorillaz, Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, ALL Classical music, Snoop Dogg, David Bowie, Alice in Chains, Bright Eyes, Billy Idol, Puddle of Mudd, Offspring, Willie Nelson, ColdPlay, Violent Femmes, Rolling Stones, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Dead Kennedys, MC Chris... This will never end.

Movies:

The Doors, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused, Boondock Saints (thanks Faron!), Red Dawn, All Star Wars, Say Anything, Better Off Dead (rocks!), Raising Arizona, Dogma, The Lost Boys, Napolean Dynamite, Tombstone, Young Guns, Mad Max, LOTR, Pump Up the Volume, The Search for Animal Chin, All Cheech and Chong, The Silence of the Lambs, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Heathers, one of the best quotable movies ever! "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" and "Winners suck losers dry. If you wanna fuck with the eagles you gotta learn how to fly." and "Cornnuts!" What more can I say.

Television:

Discovery Channel (Myth Busters), The History Channel (Modern Marvels), National Geographic Channel (Seconds Before Disaster), The Speed Channel, I'm Addicted to Lost...

Books:

Most anything that makes for a good escape.
Pretty much all books by the following- Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Tom Clancy, James Patterson, J.K. Rowling. Lot's of other books. Too many to mention. When I go through my reading spurts, I'll usually ready two or more books a week...

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My Blog

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Posted by YourMom™ on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:58:00 PST

I'm a Daddy!!!

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Posted by YourMom™ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST

I coulda been killed...

So this morning was a work morning just like any other. I made a pot of coffee, jumped in the shower and started the whole "getting ready for my day" process. I drank a cup after I got out of the show...
Posted by YourMom™ on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

REPOST: The Life of Matthew Bower Waterworth Part ONE- In the begining...

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Posted by YourMom™ on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:30:00 PST

My first day back to being a happy boy...

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Posted by YourMom™ on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:20:00 PST

My first encounter with the wildlife in Idaho

One thing my sister and I share, besides parents, is a very rational fear of spiders. We both have had encounters with black widows, her's was a bite, mine was having three of them on my bare chest an...
Posted by YourMom™ on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:18:00 PST

Andy Rooney Rocks!

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you...
Posted by YourMom™ on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:15:00 PST

The first rule of bump drafting- Not in the corners.

The first rule of life- Take responsibility for your actions. For failing to follow these two rules I designate Jimmy Johnson, driver of the 48 Lowes Nextel Cup car, "The Biggest Piece of Shit Idiot i...
Posted by YourMom™ on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 12:25:00 PST

Evolution of Matt

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