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Aleq

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About Me

Smarter than you, not that it's TERRIBLY difficult!Bob's Your Uncle!

I made my myspace layout using My Great Big BRAIN!!!

My Interests

Sarcasm, iconoclasm, orgasm.

I'd like to meet:

A brick wall, in a Ferrari, travelling 185mph, when I'm 127 years old and ready to die.Or maybe this guy, he's got a hell of a boner!

Music:

Yes, please...

Movies:

My Netflix queue is longer than a blue whale's dick... And those are just the movies I HAVEN'T seen yet!

Books:

Don't get me started, you won't be able to keep up.

Heroes:

Robert Heinlein, even if he IS dead...

My Blog

Important message for EVERYBODY!

A funny thing happened this week and now I’m feeling something that I haven’t felt in well over twenty years...  It’s kinda scary but also pretty exhilarating and I’m all ...
Posted by Aleq on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:07:00 PST

Horrible dog tricks...

So I've been trying to make sure I go for a walk every day--mostly because I want to get rid of some fat (working desk jobs is a damned hazard, and now that I'm working in the NW Gourmet Gulch it's ju...
Posted by Aleq on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

Ancient Chinese curses...

"May you live in interesting times..."That's what a Chinese person would say to you instead of consigning you to hell.  Interesting.Times.It has definitely been that for quite some months.  ...
Posted by Aleq on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:11:00 PST

Damn, it's hot!

I'm sweating like a veritable pig here!  Fifty fans going all over the house trying to blow the hot air out and any vestige of cool air in--knowing all along that the only thing that will fix it ...
Posted by Aleq on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

The word for the day is "entitlement."

But before I go off on my word for the day, an amusingish anecdote from the front line...So I'm cruising along with a friend, heading to Fryer Tuck's for a batch of spuds and crack laced spud dip, hav...
Posted by Aleq on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST

Yeah, I suck, I know...

I could just whine about how I've been busy, but that would be a lie and it's not nice to lie.  So I'll just say I've been recumbent and we'll leave it at that, shall we?  Thank you.It's not...
Posted by Aleq on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

Back in the saddle again...

Okay, here we are... At St. Alphonso's pancake breakfast!  Where I stole the margarine... and widdled on the bingo cards and blew up the latrine...Whoops, channelling Zappa again, reset, okay all...
Posted by Aleq on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:38:00 PST

Happy second Friday of the week!

The caption says it all, really!  The shift bids went better than expected and I ended up with a 4/10 shift, with WThF off.  I start a little later than I prefer, 0730, so I'll be getting of...
Posted by Aleq on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

Weekend gallimaufry...

Well, first off Pratchett is much better, albeit pissy because he doesn't get to go outside while he's still getting antibiotics--he'll be done tonight so tomorrow he can go out but in the meantime he...
Posted by Aleq on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:19:00 PST

Weather report from Hell...

Just got back from a truly horrifying experience.  Glad to have survived without freaking out completely, but I gotta say it was a very near thing to be sure.  My younger cat, Pratchett, was...
Posted by Aleq on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:24:00 PST