Bottoms Up! |
Bottoms Up!
The Smith boy, twins, have plenty of schoolin'Doctors they are, an' I ain't foolin'A psychiatrist and a proctologist, a full service stop,They set up their practice in the same shop.
The e... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST |
The 3 Qs |
In life there are 3 Q's. Quality, Quantity, and Quick.
For the purpose of this essay, definitions of each will follow.
Quality: high grade; superiority; excellence.
Quantity: a co... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:48:00 PST |
Cow’s a Plenty! |
Cow's a Plenty!
An eastern gent moved way out west, He'd sold his mansion, deemed the best. Big an' grand an' so up scaled, When lookin' at the rest, they all just paled. He broke the bank when selli... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:35:00 PST |
How I Met My Wife |
How I Met My WifeEarly one evening in a Saloon I sat,Next to a pretty young gal, so I tipped my hat. We started to talk and had a nice converse,Discussing the mysteries of the universe!Now bein... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:31:00 PST |
What is Hell! |
What is Hell!
Old mister Jones was an ornery ol' cuss, And everyone knew he could put up a fuss. But worse than him was his wife by far, Her weapon of choice, was the mason jar.
Rumor had i... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:27:00 PST |
What Religion is Your Wife? |
What Religion is Your Wife
I never have understood some experiences of life,One Particularly troubled me, shoppin' for my wife.
She asked me for an errand, I nodded straightaway.So off to town I rode... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Character Development |
Character Developmentby Diamond Jim Davis, aka, "The Cardslinger"
Do you act? Or better yet do you do magic? Actually the question should be: Do you perform a "full" show, complete with magic, stories... Posted by Diamond Jim The Cardslinger on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:12:00 PST |