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Cognac Jack

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Shelby *but only in bed* I am 22 years old and feeling older by the second. Yeah I'm totally past my expiration date. I live in Orange County, NOT The O.C. I am NOT one of those girls, even if you think I am. I work at a small company in Irvine as an Internet Researcher... yes it is what it sounds like. I get paid to sit all day and look things up online. It's a pretty cool job. Just kinda lonely cos there's only two other people working here and one of them is my boss.... I go to school *kind of* as a fashion design major and spend the rest of my free time fixing my stupid broken car, doing homework or trying to unwind before I have to go to bed and start all over again. I eventually want to work for myself. I am an only child but not super spoiled only slightly. I have no money which sucks, but isn't that how it is for pretty much everyone? I like to have fun dancing and drinking and falling into the bushes, but I'm not a slush! I'm pretty quiet and shy if I don't know you, but once I loosen up I can't stop talking. I am always looking for nice people to get to know.....Anyways drop me a line if you want to be my friend. :)

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Interests

Fashion, music, all things fun but not stupid. What Disneyland attraction are you?
Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin: a wild ride through the back alleys of toontown! The only ride with a PG sense of humour in the G rated world of Disneyland, you are zany, wild, and a little bit of a loose screw. Energetic and colorful, you go at full speed, even though your taxi-car vehicles actually have four flat tires! Despite your older humor, you are a kid at heart and kids most relate to your cartoony world and like you the best. You've been know to make the adults a little queasy and a litte bit dizzy. You leave your visitors dazed, a little confused, but more often, extremely amused. You take us to the places we'd never see in a ride featuring the straight-laced Mickey, but somehow you're still all Disney.
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I'd like to meet:

A really sexy guy..... that can kiss me till I melt... Oh yeah, already did. MORE PLEASE!
Heart of Fire

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Music:

I like a little bit of everything. I listen to anyone I like. Lately Linkin Park and U2 *always U2* have been doing it for me. That stupid song about my humps seems to get into my head a lot too. I have a secret Britney thing, and I like country sometimes, I like dance and techno and house and anything with a serious beat. I like some angry hardcore stuff and some whiny emo stuff. Whatever sounds good to me is good to me. :)

Movies:

I like anything cute and funny. I am a big romatic comedy fan, but like music I'm into a little bit of everything, I love Disney movies and other stuff. Movies I like, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, About a Boy, Love Actually, Finding Nemo,Garden State, Briget Jones's Diary, Chicago, 50 First Dates.

Television:

Lost! Omg, zombie Walt freaks me out. Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Las Vegas, Going Tribal, Miami Ink, Top Gear *makes me tingley!*, What Not to Wear. Some other stuff. :)

Books:

I'm a big reader. I like historical novels and romance and scary killers and stuff like that. Books with lots of sex in them are good too. *giggles* NAUGHTY!-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- begin BATTLE FISHIES code --

Randi

Lionhead Goldfish

Agility
7
| Strength
5
| Stamina
9


Battle Rating
21

Origins
Randi was purchased at a national chain Pet Super-Store

Can your fishy beat Randi ? -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- end BATTLE FISHIES code --

Heroes:


You're Shirley Manson, you saucy girl.

What sexy girl are you
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You Are an EXPERT in Bed

You know precisely what you’re doing when the sheets are pulled down and the panties go right along with them.
You’re also super confident, and rightly so.
Because any man who may be fortunate enough to find himself between your legs is a happy man, indeed.
You’re the type of woman men brag about in locker rooms: knowledgeable, adorable, and lickable.
You’ve gotten to the point that you don’t even have to try so hard.
It all just comes naturally: the mouth, the hips, everything underneath.
One lovely little package.

Are *You* Good In Bed?
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My Blog

"What I did while I was off Myspace" By Randi

"What I did while I was off of Myspace" By Randi    I got married and made my family mad at usI moved to a house with a bunch of roommates and then broke up with themI moved to my own h...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:50:00 PST

The love and ex survey

How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?3 Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?:Yes, one didn't work out one didAre you crushin' on anybody? The same pers...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

Timeline of life

After reading Jenny's grouchy blog... it got me thinking about the timeline of life... It's really hard to gauge where you are in life in comparisson to other people, becuase you aren't other people. ...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST

The Female Survey

1. What color is your bra?Baby Pink 2. Do you ever lie about your age?Nope people think I do becuase I look so damn young 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"?I like a combination of bo...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

Haven't played this game in a while

Good ThingsSleeping in yesterday and having some morning time with my guy instead of the four or five rushed hours we normally have after I get home from work A fifty dollar dinner I didn't have to pa...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

Let's play 100 questions

1. How old will you be in five years? 27 uh yeah shoot me now while I'm still young 2. names you go by?Randi, Shelby, Cognac Jac, Hey Bitch! Make me a sandwich 3. How tall are you?5 feet 4. What do...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

No life... movie lover

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 240 movies on this list. Put your score in header and re-post. (x) Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) Grea...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:48:00 PST

One Word Answers... SO ANNOYING!

1. Yourself: Secretive   2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend: Permanent 3. Your hair?: Frumpy 4. Your mother?: Seperate 5. Your Father?: Gone 6. Your Favorite Item: Pookie 7. Your dream las...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Nothing to do

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?    Not for a million billion dollars, that's why they are ex, either you didn't like them enough or they didn't like you. Why go ba...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST

I love these stupid things

Boy Confessions: [] Bisexuals are hot! [] I have played/cheated on a girl [] I play video games [] I wear boxers to bed [] I've thrown rocks @ a girls window [] I've drank because I felt like it [] ...
Posted by Cognac Jack on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:53:00 PST