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Mike

“To be nobody-but-myself—in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybod

About Me


Here's a short list of things you should know about me before you attempt to add me as a friend.
My girlfriend is cooler than you, just accept it :)
My PSP rocks harder than you ever will. It comes with me everywhere, and i dont even really play games on it
If you have more clap than an auditorium, you need not try to add me as a friend.
Messages that read, "You're so hot. *Licks You*", are not only creepy but will go unanswered. I have enough psychotic, yet wonderful friends. I don't need anymore.
I'm charming in a "not really listening to what you're saying" kind of way.
I'm a talker. I will absolutely chew your ear off if you'll let me. It's just how I roll.
I'm not sure if I hold my liquor well, but at least I hold it.
Yes, smoking is usually on the daily agenda. Deal with it or fuck off. =)
I definitely talk in my sleep. From what I'm told it's always funny. Maybe not to the person next to me, but to someone haha
And last but not least, my friend Gina is dope. Without her I might not be able to function on the same plane of existence with the rest of you.
Yeah, this is how "we do" as the black kids say:
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My Interests

i actually own one of these bastards in real life lol

Photgraphy and design play a big part in my general interests...

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Skateboarding, digital photography, movies, graphic art, your mom, paintball, sleeping, snowboarding, biking, blunts, any pre-ten Final Fantasy, And throwin spicy chicken burritos at meth addicted bums in cali... trust me you gotta try it at least once... And bein so drunk that i wear a sombrero and a poncho into a bodega... and ask for work And i so wanna chill in the bar from Sin City... cmon, Jessica Alba half naked... booze... and violence... all you need is Clutch blastin in the background and im set lol

I'd like to meet:



People who dont judge for no good reason... no more little bitches with holier than thou complexes... people that realize there is a 95% chance that i will still like my iPod better than them... No more fuckin scene girls that just want to jock me... i dont need a fan club, thank you... and i guess that just about raps it up... and and anyone who gets this picture

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Music:


Fuckin the best damn band from brooklyn period

Some of my favorite bands in no particular order are: At the Gates, Alice in Chains, Atreyu, 54 Vision (Used to be called Dizneyfist), Bloodhound Gang, Anthrax, Cky, E-Town Concrete, Dust Brothers, Filter, From Autumn to Ashes, Candiria, Fear Factory, The Haunted, old Metallica, Tool, Offspring, Queens of the Stoneage, NoFx, Guttermouth, Dead Kennedys, God Forbid, Hatebreed, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Life of Agony, Linkin Park, The Minibosses, Ministry, The Misfits (Danzig only... Michael Graves could go fuck himself), Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Orange 9mm, Pantera, Down, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Pitchshifter, Primus, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Old Rancid, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Slayer, Snot, Slipknot, Static-X, Sepultura, Soul Fly, Stabbing Westward, System of a Down, Sublime, Toadies, Transplants, Weezer, Portishead ... I know theres more... i got over 14000 fuckin mp3s, im to lazy to type all the bands

Movies:

Akira, kill bill, true romance, nbk, slc punk, Lotr, south park, boondock saints, se7en, fight club (books better than the movie though), Cowboy Bebop, Vampire Hunter D, Blade, Equilibrium, Resivior Dogs, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, all the Ckys and last but not least Haggard

Television:

South Park, Jackass, Viva La Bam... Homewrecker.... PENN AND TELLER'S BULLSHIT IS THE BEST SHOW EVER !!!!! um yea i dont really watch tv, id rather play video games or rot my mind with pot....

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Books:


Hmm a list? Fear and Loathing, Killing Pablo, Splinter Cell, Rainbow Six... All the Lord of the Rings, embarassingly enough all the Harry Potters... Wiseguy, Casino, Sin City (comics count right?) The Bourne Identity, Illiad, The Odyssey, The Inferno, Dante's Divine Comedy, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, most anything Tom Clancy, Black Hawk Down, ... So many to list, ill update this as i go

Heroes:

Lewis Black (His voice sounds oddly like the one i hear in my head whenever anyone I know does something stupid) Dennis Leary, Trey Parker and Matt Stone..

My Blog

Im starting to think being called artsy isnt an insult lol...

So... Brady came and went, had some fun smokin the last blunts in his moms before she moves... Good times... it was a nice contrast to my weekend after getting fired by the Vietnamese Bull Dyke (i hop...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

i wanna go play again :(

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Posted by Mike on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

And this is what happens, when drunk and armed with a comp

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Posted by Mike on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

I think im gettin sorta talented...

Workin is fun when you're by cool areasI think im gettin good at thisI need a D-Slr... ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

takin photos instead of workin is much better :)

eh, got bored, ran around a lil took some pics... its weird bein in the city today, its quieter than usual... and thats it... lemme know what you think...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

This might be a little to real for some people...

Me (12:14:32 AM): haha you know what the cool part of havin a laptop and wireless is? Andy(12:14:45 AM): what? Andy (12:14:48 AM): are you in the john Me (12:14:54 ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

a wise man once said ;)

Note: i did not write this, and in no way claim to be the writer... it just holds true to my life :)Thank you, thank you for making my life so very easy. It was so nice of you to read all the user rev...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST

At least its not dumb little kids trying to impersonate them this time :)

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Posted by Mike on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

Hehe wow... this is pretty cool

So thanks to sean, ive been introduced to a "new" (to me at least) process in digital photgraphy called HDR... and this is my first shot at it, lemme know what you guys think :) ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST

hehe i want a dog...

most of you people that actually know me, know that i want a corgi or a huskey if i ever decide to get a dog... hehe and this is one of the reasons why hehe now if you dont think thats cute, eat a d...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST