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Malady

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About Me

x= -b + or - the square root of (b squared - 4ac) over 2a................good... bad... i'm the guy with the gun....Malady Pronunciation: 'ma-l&-dE 1 : a disease or disorder of the animal body 2 : an unwholesome or disordered conditionAdroit: Adj Pronunciation: &-'droit : having or showing skill, cleverness, or resourcefulness in handling situationsMalAdroit: Adj Pronunciation: "ma-l&-'droit : lacking adroitness : INEPTi am an avid reader with too little time on my hands.i haven't had cable in 13 years,so i spend more money than i'm worth on dvds...i am a thundercats ho.i'm a very good deriver.Yes that is my real age and yes i do so look like my pictures... at least when i go out dancing.no, i do not want a date, and i do not want to be your model. I only model for people i've spoken with in person at least twice. i will also not model for you if i think your art sucks...
Greed: Very High
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Very High
Lust: Very High
Pride: High
The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com
Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

Music and art. Random acts of beauty. Fractals. Tesseracts. Movies. Splashing in mud puddles. Riding on motorcycles in the fall. Hot cider and cold noses.

I'd like to meet:

A pirate-ninja-astronaut-chef-sql programmer who owns a volkswagon dealership, hates Aquaman, makes a perfect double shot Latte and can hammer a 9 inch spike through a board with his penisa girl's got to have her standards...Geeks with lives. Love without obsession. Anyone who can define themselves by something other than the shows they've seen, famous people they've met or allergies they have. Challenge without combat. Intelligence without insecurity.

Music:

Elvis Costello. Kiss. 80's Pop Goth. Goth/Industrial. AC/DC. I love a good turn of phrase and can forgive a lot for its sake. I am a lyric savant with oldies music and classic rock.

Movies:

Cyrano de Bergerac. Troma. Japanese "B" horror ( gotta love the blood fountain!) Period pieces. Psychological thrillers. Hack-and-slash Horror. Spy flicks. Asian Porn. Anything with Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Gary Oldman or Sean Connery.

Television:

Navy NCIS, All those damned CSI shows... NYPD Blue and various other problem solving shows found on network TV- just got on the DVD swap meet- new loves: Venture Brothers (thanks a lot MHMH)Battlestar Galactica (thanks again MHMH... you never want me to leave the house, do you- you lend me these things so you don't have to see me anymore! HA! i am on to your little game...) Invader Zim and Cowboy Bebop... I haven't had cable in 13 years.i do have quite an impressive library of movies, though...

Books:

Heinlein, Asimov, Cherryh - oh my!Deaver, Grisham, Patterson.Joseph Heller is my god, sharing space with Edmund Rostand.Never read anything you'd be ashamed to have found on your corpse.

Heroes:

Hal Jordan. Isaac Asimov. Stan Lee. My Sr. year English teacher. That chick from the Orbitz commercial.

My Blog

Just another sunny-side fool

I am a foolI just go on believing, long after my gut told me that something was amiss... but i just couldn't listenI couldn't believe that i was so expendable.so worthless.I destroyed my car, broke a ...
Posted by Malady on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

here's where i get fed up and say 'fuck' a lot

fuck itfuck.it.so there.built myself a house of cards, i did... and we all know how easy that is to brush right off the table.no more buildingno more planningno more looking for happinesswhen i look, ...
Posted by Malady on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST

melissa's fault

Oh, why not? Ok, you're on my friends' list...I'm bored...and I want to know who all you freaks are.  Seriously.   1. Can you cook?2. What was your dream growing up?3. What talent ...
Posted by Malady on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

If thine offend thee, cut it off...

Yeah, yeah& I know it is stupid, but it is amazing what a physical change can do for one's state of mind. Cut all my hair off, well, about 3 inches, anyway& and dyed it a brighter shade. Sure does cha...
Posted by Malady on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

I Had NightMares Last Night

Moments of total destruction.There is that clear moment when the screaming in your head stops.There is that on clear second where you must act or be lost again under the waves of grief and rage.I acte...
Posted by Malady on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

sleeping pills

so my doctor gives me sleeping pills. me.with my history.sleeping pills..... riiiight...he says i look like hellwell of COURSE i do... 8am the morning after scrabble night, no one looks their best. on...
Posted by Malady on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST

i can just taste it

i've got a dream of your facethat scares me awakei put too much on my tableand now i got too much a stakeand i might let you off easyyeah i might lead you oni might wait for you to look for meand then...
Posted by Malady on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

nostalgia and greed

shoulders carved of marble, brain spinningif it weren't for stress i'd have no energy at all.so lonely sometimes, feel cooped, no matter where i run, it isn't where i want to be.i've put nearly 500 mi...
Posted by Malady on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

over... finally over

it is a whole new yearthe guests have gone, and i have survived it.news is new, some good, some bad.and i am forcing my surroundings to evolve.my whole past is in an uproar and i love it... it stings ...
Posted by Malady on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

holy crap! I'm alive! Koreans are the best ever!

2001 Kia Sephia v/s 2000 Lincoln NavigatorTuesday, 12-12-2006Scrappy Kia runs a red while navigator blows through yellow- Kia speed:25 Navigator speed: 40- you do the math.A beautiful T-Stop by the Ko...
Posted by Malady on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST