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Poker in the Rear

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm getting a lot of idiots adding me as a friend...YO, UNLESS YOU PLAY POKER I'M NOT INTERESTED, I don't care about your damn band, and I don't care if you think my name is clever and you want it in your friends list, I don't care unless you're within 20 miles and can drive and start a game for a $20-$50 buy in.

I'm just a down-to-earth cool chick looking to play poker with some new peeps. My old poker buddies went with my ex-boyfriend, asshole, so I get to make NEW poker buddies. Just when I had them all figured out, too. Hurray.

Those of you who think poker is for dudes only, I got two words for you: ANNIE DUKE. Chicks play poker too, hot chicks, and I'm one of those hot chicks who'll beat your ass on the table right when you're looking down my shirt. Don't get me wrong, I don't use my sexuality to win, that's your guy's downfall. I'm a girl that's just one of the guys, I love to drink beers and play for 8 hours... hasn't happened recently, but I play as often as I can, sometimes it comes down to a World Poker Tour PC game I have... it's good practice, I won the WPT twice on that thing. In Vegas, I have the most fun with the college dudes who think they're WPT contenders, it's so funny when they sit back and realize they just got beat by a chick....hehehe

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HOLD 'EM POKER PLAYERS. The SERIOUS kind. You should be 21+ and have the mentality of an adult, I'm sick of college kids who think they're the shit. You should spend not less than 1 month in Vegas a year and have a craving like an addict when someone mentions the word "poker".

I'm interested in getting a game together, with QUALITY poker people, not you dime-a-dozen home game invaders, who swoop in, take everybody's money, and never come back....no no, I want to have a full boat weekly game with cool people like me, otherwise I could go to fucking Commerce or Bike. It's not about the money (of course it is), it's about the people you play with.

SO, that said, who wants to play? Send me a friend request and we'll get a game going. If you already have a game going and want to invite just ME, or if you have a space such as a garage to get a game goin' in, lemme know!

Texas Hold 'Em, 5 Card Draw, 7 Card Stud, 3-5-7, Chasing the Lady, Crazy 8's, you name it, if it's poker, I like to play it. OOOH, and my favorite waste of time... Pai Gow poker, I LOVE IT, last year I won $750 with $5 on ONE hand... sweet Royal Flush, call my name again...