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Jonathan

Ku Klux Klan serves hot soul food and the band plays "In the Mood" the cheerleader waves her cyanide

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

--MUSIC--Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Who
The Beatles
The Kinks
Kings Of Leon
Radiohead
Iggy Pop
The Police
Supergrass
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Manic Street Preachers
Bloc Party
King Crimson
Muse
Mars Volta
Super Furry Animals
Oasis
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Queens Of The Stone Age
White Stripes
Kanye West
Blur
The Smiths
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Stone Roses
Kasabian
Wolfmother
Bjork
David Bowie
Bob Dylan
The Strokes
The Long Blondes
Beck
Tv On The Radio

Television:

--TV--The Mighty Boosh
Blackadder
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Bottom
Family Guy
The League Of Gentlemen
Black Books
Ripping Yarns
Band Of Brothers
Father Ted
Extras
Nevermind The Buzzcocks
Harry Hills Tv Burp
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Top Gear
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Alan Partridge
Peep Show
Nathan Barley
Red Dwarf
Scrubs
Fawlty Towers
Monty Python
Match Of The Day
--RADIO--The Goon Show
The Mighty Boosh
Hancocks Half Hour

Heroes:

--HEROES--Spike Milligan
Peter Sellers
Noel Fielding
Julian Barratt
Bill Bailey
Peter Cook
Ronnie Barker
Trevor Lock
Stephen Merchant
Russell Brand
Stewart Lee
Richard Herring
Robert Plant
Roger Daltrey
Keith Moon
Mick Jagger
Iggy Pop

My Blog

Chocolate Soul

Chocolate SoulFreds Club the sign read above the door. To the casual passer by this was your usual rundown club owned by some Sleezy Joe, a cigarette in each hand and a drink in every pocket. But insi...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

Cramen J Glears - Part Six

Part Six Delicate guitar music emitted from the dusty old speaker as the needle crackled on the gramophone. A figure walked slowly towards the cupboard fingers trembling impatiently as he turned the ...
Posted by Jonathan on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

Cramen J Glears - Part Five

Part Five "Bereft of all feeling, empty, cold and bitter. His art is distracted by his own ego in a veil of indescriminate decidance. He seems to reside in the illusion that he is an artist, a vision...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

Cramen J Glears - Part Four

Part Four Sarah drew the lipstick across her lips and stared agonisingly into the mirror as she tied her hair back. She hated her hair. It was to curly, the kind of curly that other women envied but...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Cramen J Glears - Part Three

Part Three Cramen pulled himself to his feet aided by the walls, logic cascaded through his mind and told him that what he had seen couldn't be true. He disbelived what his eyes had seen and regarded...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

Cramen J Glears - Part Two

Part Two His duvet felt stifeling like a giant snake which slowly suffocated him, he threw it away from him, as far as the energy he had could muster in his comatose state. He layed motionless, yet a...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:29:00 PST

Cramen J Glears

Cramen J Glears Part One An abundance of colours shattered the hollow sections of the cupboard, Triangles of dark ocare and smears of marmalade substances slopped down the walls, gently creeping ...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST