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The Shit Kidz are an ever growing circle of little fish that bite the nipples of office managers. They have come together to make deep and intelligent music for the avid music lover. Sometimes you might find them stalking within your neighborhood, with the hunger for the flesh of small children. Or you might find them at your local shopping center with a very old geezer who likes to twist the titties of small poodles.Amazingly, a lot of creativity and hard work goes into The Shit Kidz. We have dozens of monkeys murdered to give us insipiration when writing songs. We like some songs though, to be not very "songish" in origin. That is, where you just hear random bullshit be spouted off at the same time. That is our motto, say what "shit" comes to mind, and let the masses and general public enjoy our brand of pinneapple semen.So if you are easily offended, please leave now or else a giant squid will cut off your baby's penis.All the videos here are placed newest at top and oldest at bottom.Random Chaos
Shit Talk Two
New York Shitty
The Shittiest Spring Break Ever PT1
A Day With Chuck

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Music:

Member Since: 30/09/2007
Band Website: www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?AID=262973&T=3570
Band Members: Little evil and rude punks who like to disrupt your perfect day out while shopping for your dear old aunties panties.
Influences: Any large mammal that could be considered human that is a giant fat woman. Also we are inspired by wacko serial killers and people that have ate other's flesh. We love our tea hot and boiling, so we can dump it all over people's laps who are dining in fine cafes. Sometimes we light small bunnies on fire just to watch them cook for inspiration. Or we loosen the lugnuts of cars then watch people hopelessy wreck into a fiery crash when their wheels pop off from their tires.
Sounds Like: A big tuba ass woman falling down the stairs while wearing pink overalls as she is carrying a bowl of cereal.
Record Label: ADR/BMG
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Article in Associated Content!

Hey wassup Shit Kidz!We were recently 'bioed' in Associated Content! Check out the article here http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1765020/the_shit_ki dz.html?cat=2Also, were in between recording...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 03:33:00 GMT

Review/American Toilet Water

Frederick Geoffries asked The Shit Kidz to do an article reviewing American Toilet Water. Here is the article:  THE WORD IS IN: The Shit Kidz are at number 62 on the national choice of best comedy ban...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:12:00 GMT

Ben/New York Fashion Week

Shit Kid Ben Matthews, yeah the one guy from The Shit Kidz with all the knutty characters, will be in New York City for the Mercedes Benz fashion week next week. Yeah, The Shit Kidz are fashion divas ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:20:00 GMT

Filming in Columbia City? NO WAY! But we will anyway!

So, here is an interesting story. Our beloved Shit Kid Ben went today before a city (if you can call it that) council to get a permit for filming in the small town. After an interesting hearing, or al...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:27:00 GMT

A Shitty Biography By Ben

Here's a Shit Kidz biography...written by Ben Matthew Harris Well, I (Ben Matthew Harris) have spent a lot of time in the last few years just being a bohemian artist. I published some books, wrote a ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:18:00 GMT

The Shit Kidz First Album!

Okay! So, we have been editing and mixing pointless bullshit for the last year. (Yes, it is our 1 year anniversary since The Shit Kidz was formed!) So now, here we are one year later and we actually h...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:12:00 GMT

Interview with Alternitave Press

We were contacted through our myspace from a writer who was wanting to ask some questions about us. Actual link from press release will be posted later. So hold your britches in your hands while you ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:53:00 GMT

New York Shitty, PMS, and a Transvestite Bitch

Okay. So, we have a new video now, called New York Shitty. It is where we take our "shittiness" to the big apple and have some fun. Also, we have been scraping together new material now that we are si...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Shitted On Chicago

Check out the video Shit On Chicago! Where we spread our shit kid annoyances out to the fine people of Chicagoland. We also managed to record a new track with Chicagoland extraordinaire DJ Funk Ass. H...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 20:37:00 GMT

PR Wire Review: Whats Behind The Shit Kidz

Okay, so it is obvious they are annoying, irritating, and down-right disgusting as they possibly could be, but we here at PR Wire would like to know: what’s behind The Shit Kidz? "First and fore...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:26:00 GMT