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Arwen The Cat

I am here to steal the souls of men

About Me

Good Evening all and salutations! My name is Arwen. I have decided to start a daily journal of escipades to document the coming of the end of the humans existance. Do not be fooled by my soft fuzzy exterior for I am not a cat. I am a machine. My designation is HARDAC or Holographic Analytical Reciprocating Digital Android Computer. I am here to make duplicant droids of all you of you! In hopes of one day enslaving you all and making this giant world one huge sandbox. My home planet is known as Mimsy. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI currently reside as a mild manner Cat in the home of one Edward. All I can say about that is . . . he is very naive.

My Interests

World Domination. Slavery. Ultimate power. Meow Mix.

I'd like to meet:

Joey Snieder and that guy who plays the proffeseur on Gilligans Island.

Music:

Bethoven, Bach, Josie and the Pussycats, Jack Off Jill, John Williams

Movies:

The last unicorn, Batteries not Inculded, Flight of the Navigator

Television:

I do not watch the idiot box. I am not one of those vile Humans.

Books:

Jurrasic Park, Sphere, The Evils that Men Do, The Encyolopedia for World Domination, Pretending to be something I am not.

Heroes:

Space Invader Zim.

My Blog

I cant beleive it.

Damnit! I swallowed a fly today! I cannot beleive my insufferable luck. I spent the whole day trying to hack it up. I ended up regurgitating out Kitty litter, Cat food, Hair balls and a LIZA...
Posted by Arwen The Cat on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:51:00 PST