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michael john schilawski

. . .i live for fashion, men are my passion. . .

About Me

an acquired taste. white wine and shrimp.

My Interests

lately i've been trying to lick my elbows.

I'd like to meet:

the snuggler.

Music:

no, i don't play music, i was born with two left hands. gloves never seem to fit, and i drop things, ALOT.

Movies:

bust these nuts vol. 4, now thats a whole lot of nuts, and of corse anything involving steve guttenburg.

Television:

i like boobs.

Books:

see above.

Heroes:

the snuggler.

My Blog

it's these long crazy nights that'll do it to you.

ever feel bad. like your stomache, your asshole, your mind, innards all jangled up into a crazy ball? as if some large fucked up dog took a bite right out of your colin. man, i am feeling it. ...
Posted by michael john schilawski on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

what the hell is stuck on my foot?

yes, "tis the season..." - someone told me once, and five seconds later i stapled the christmas lights to my left hand, (i had a staple gun in my hand helping my dad put up christmas lights). so i f...
Posted by michael john schilawski on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

soliciting sex in the back of my landlords porche

fabreeze on the genitals for longer than six and a half hours will lead to a bloody pulpy rash lasting for no less thean your entire motal life
Posted by michael john schilawski on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST