it's these long crazy nights that'll do it to you. |
ever feel bad. like your stomache, your asshole, your mind, innards all jangled up into a crazy ball? as if some large fucked up dog took a bite right out of your colin.
man, i am feeling it. ...
Posted by michael john schilawski on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST |
what the hell is stuck on my foot? |
yes, "tis the season..." - someone told me once, and five seconds later i stapled the christmas lights to my left hand, (i had a staple gun in my hand helping my dad put up christmas lights).
so i f...
Posted by michael john schilawski on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
soliciting sex in the back of my landlords porche |
fabreeze on the genitals for longer than six and a half hours will lead to a bloody pulpy rash lasting for no less thean your entire motal life
Posted by michael john schilawski on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
