Recent Quotes: "Today in Crawford, Texas, President Bush met with his defense team and his foreign policy team. They briefed Bush on the state of global affairs and he showed them how to pop a wheelie on a mountain bike. ""According to 'The New York Post', Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, is in the studio recording his first album. It's expected to be the top selling album among people named Federline. ""Today, the management of Krispy Kreme admitted that they had inflated their earnings. Not only that, Krispy Kreme also admitted that they inflated their customers' asses.""Next month, a cell phone company is going to start selling a mobile phone that resembles the communicators featured on 'Star Trek'. 'Star Trek fans are really excited because for an extra $1000 the phone comes with a girl's phone number. "