I started out as a white-trash slave on a desert planet called tattoine. Got picked up by some jedi named Qui gon Jin and his apprentice Obi wan kenobi, Qui Gon was killed by Darth maul, so I was trained in the narrow dogmatic ways of the Jedi, by Obi Wan Kenobi. I was later asked to betray my true master, Emperor Palpatine, so I turned on the Jedi. during that time frame, I killed Sand people(not Arabs), I knocked up a fine ass bitch who was in hustler(yay me!), I killed Count Dooku, and I also became an awesome fuckin' pilot, but because of my loyalty to the emperor my life crashed down on me, my wife left me, I got burned on a volcano planet and I'm stuck in this black suit. At leased I didn't have to pay child support!!!!(Plus I had the Imperial health plan to cover my hospital bills!!!!!)
Is the Force with you? Your Result:
Undercover sith lord "Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, Hate leads to the dark side." Wow you most have had some serious scares as a kid... darth ____ are a completely evil lord who believes that with great powers should come great rewards. Go take over the universe. Play dirty!!!!
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Young Master
Bounty hunter
Imperial Army
Padawan
Academy Trainee
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