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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: bret the hittman
Birthday: none o yo damn buissy ness
Birthplace: the deepest pit of hell
Current Location: the second deepest pit of hell
Eye Color: blue with a small hint of green and wonderfully speckled with hazelnut brown darling
Hair Color: what ever i feel like at the time
Height: so tall i got short and became the outlandish height of five feet eight inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: white is right
Your Heritage: crazy talkin jet flyin stilin profilinwhite ass boy german woooooo
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink ass ones
Your Weakness: who the hell do you think you are asking someone that personal of a question that could get someone killed,... potholes
Your Fears: that hardcore might one day be called music,sweet potatoes earplugs getting bich slapped leapord print purses the other end of the toothbrush and armless chairs
Your Perfect Pizza: set up to blow up
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finally eliminating that pesky batman once and for all
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: instant messanger what is that some sort of slave
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit what happened
Your Best Physical Feature: my guns biches
Your Bedtime: whenever stone cold says so
Your Most Missed Memory: when i could remember my memories
Pepsi or Coke: well whatever one works more eficiently in getting you hammered
MacDonalds or Burger King: micky dees cause boiga kings to damn ecpensive and the hos havent payed up yet
Single or Group Dates: single all my freinds are fat
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: earl grey
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate if its candy vanilla if its the honeys
Cappuccino or Coffee: both nigga
Do you Smoke: id be rollin over in my grave if i did wth my sissy cup close at hand
Do you Swear: fuck yeah you dirty jew bastard son of a bich
Do you Sing: the finest opera only
Do you Shower Daily: three times daily,one in the morning one after my bought with the joker and one at night right before beddy biy time
Have you Been in Love: only to the synphony like harmonys of my sweet misteress,METAL
Do you want to go to College: jes
Do you want to get Married: why not right i got nothin to live for
Do you belive in yourself: yo the greatest extent,no i dont
Do you get Motion Sickness: only hap hap happened once in that mentally challenged movie cloverfield
Do you think you are Attractive: im drop dead sexy bich
Are you a Health Freak: if carnivore are polte than yes?
Do you get along with your Parents: if im getting something out of it na is just foolin no i dont get along with them at all isnt it funny
Do you like Thunderstorms: they got me shitn rocks whenever there ass rolls around
Do you play an Instrument: hells yeah i bust up on the allmighty axe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i se this question as did you but gas in youre car in the past month asshole ah hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: dont you listen nigga id be dead
In the past month have you been on Drugs: thats for crack whores and park ranger
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah ok like anybody likes the bubba that much
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuck man whats with all the questions you gone use these against me later or sopin
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ose hell yeah i was eatn that shit when it was still in the damn tank
In the past month have you been on Stage: if by stage you mean escalader then no
In the past month have you been Dumped: like boobie
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah but then the lifeguards all like hey get the hell out of my house and shit so yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only spoons from souplantation like always
Ever been Drunk: :Pcome onnnnnn
Ever been called a Tease: no because i know what im all about
Ever been Beaten up: only by one big black guy named brittani haha inside joke
Ever Shoplifted: if by shoplifted you mean eaten the candy in the store and put the package back on the rack then yes mystery man blow my mind
How do you want to Die: in the most idiodic way humanly possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a profesional fuckin wrestler
What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand because the flight is twenty two hours long
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: whatever she feels like at the time
Short or Long Hair: depends is she hot
Height: just tall enough so i can see over her in the movie theater
Weight: enough for me to pick up
Best Clothing Style: ridiculoso incarnate
Number of Drugs I have taken: if by drugs you mean candy then gimmie some lovin sugar
Number of CDs I own: all priests shit past that listen to youre david bowie an ju beatles
Number of Piercings: ass many ones as you feel like getting
Number of Tattoos: covered
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything cause the future with me will be her everything,oh no
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Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? nick
What is your weapon of choice? flail
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? now way brother thats rude but girls can do it and its ok for some reason
How about the same sex? fuck yeah im a jerk a jerk with guns
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? seperetly or at the same time im a nucence
What is your pet peeve? RACHEL FUCKING RAY
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? yes and i wish but im a born asshole
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? say my prayers hahahaha
What is the latest you've ever woken up? never
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? everyone i know whitch is noone gthanx alot asshole
What is the last lame excuse that you made? i dont deserve to go to school
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes those fuckin knives that never go dull and they give you like a hundred for five bucks o and the bullet food processor that things the shit.... wow i really dont have anything better to do
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? the shits broken thats how many
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? jamba freakin juice
Are you a meat eater? carniverous cracker's the name and dont forget it
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? six shots i think haha cause i was impliying that i forgot cause i was so hammered get it yeah i really shouldnt have done that but you got to live a little alot thats my motto im dying young and im stickin to the plan because im the man with the plan the steak and eggs plan that is
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? oh yeahh bitches im a fat kid and im proud im a deadly sinner baby
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? where
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? rar
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? hehehhe al the GODAMNED tome see what i just sayed
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? im fuckin fourteen
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy everyone else shit cause large amounts are alot easier to spend on loved ones than small amounts are
Would you rather be rich or famous? rich bich i dont want noone knowin my damn buissness
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? i dont know as long as it gets me some i guess ... no im not that much of a dick
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? my paper soundwave
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? what
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? to have commited all seven of these daily
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? fuge yes
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? heha of course i love showing off my mad skills to dumbasses
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? no that would be wrong.... ha ha ha
What did you do today that you're proud of? got up
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? heh i wishenstein
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? a few i think
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? im ashamed but jes
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? i dont feel comfortaple saying that because i will be in trouble if i did such thing
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? eheh eheh eheh im sad
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? i need an adult
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? tim thats it
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? jen
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? mario butler batalienstein, for the idiots mario batali,gerard butler ,frankenstein
Have you ever been cheated on? i wish i could have been in a situation in whitch that could happen in
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes like hell
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? good hair
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? wrath bitches
Do you do the least often? haha very funny
Is your favorite to act on? gluttony bitches
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