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Jewles

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About Me


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I'm a little country, a lot rock 'n roll! I love to go out and have a good time with my hubby and friends. I spend most of my days at home working, while my little man, Kris, is off at school learning and playing. Nights I like to work, but my work is a PARTY! I'm a big fan of pool, not the best shot, but I can keep up!
I have my own business- novelty toy parties! I have a great marriage, and I'd like to see others have great relationships too! I joined Brown Bag Party in March of 2006. We are a small home party company, and I am a local rep in Central Florida! We sell many specialty items ranging from our exclusive spa line, fun games, lingerie, and of course, erotic toys!
I have a MySpace Page dedicated to Brown Bag Party- that is at www.MySpace.com/BrownBagJewles You can visit my official website at www.BrownBagJewles.com to view our products and get info on booking a party! My motto is: "You bring the friends, I'll bring the Jewles!"
All I can say is:Here is to- being single - seeing double - and sleeping triple!

My Interests

I'm looking for some open-minded friends who would like to enjoy dinner, drinks, & ... we shall see!
You're a Playful Kisser
Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play
You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party
Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare
And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Friends who like to party hardy like me.
click HERE to see what kinda druggie you are!
You Are Ani Difranco!
Honest, real, and well liked.
You're not limited by any boundaries.
"And you can call me crazy
But I think you're as lazy as white paint on the wall" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

Music:



You Are a Bad Girl
You are 20% Good and 80% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Movies:

Gone With the Wind, Labrynth, The Craft, Gentleman Love Blonds, Breakfast at Tiffany's
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

Television:

Charmed, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, The L Word, Sex in the City

Books:

Farenheit 451, The Mysts of Avalon, 1984, The Firm

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

FAQ about Temptations Home Parties

Q: Who can attend a party or Host a party? A: You must be 18 years or older. The party will not be conducted if there are minors present. Q: I have many shy friends. . . will they be emba...
Posted by Jewles on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

Orgasms- Male & Female: Part 2

Tip 6: Male Orgasm Basics When men are sexually stimulated, the reflex centers of the spinal cord begin to emit impulses that move from the cord to the genitals and initiate emission, (the precursor ...
Posted by Jewles on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:40:00 PST

Orgasms- Male & Female- Part 1

This is the first of many informative & fun blogs I am posting! Read on to discover secrets of the deep... lol!Tip 1: The Female Orgasm The female orgasm is a subject that has always garnered a l...
Posted by Jewles on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:24:00 PST

Samhain Blessings!

glitter-graphics.comTonight is New Year's Eve to myself and some friends. It marks the end of the growing season, and the begining of the winter season, where  in days past, humankind had to begi...
Posted by Jewles on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

Think about...

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Posted by Jewles on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:00:00 PST

I think I am going to try this next time I am out and about...

Two Phrases That DestroyedAmerican Culture This is a newspaper article I found, it WAS NOT written by me! December 13th, 2006 --> by fake.email.address.ha --> Every time I promise myself that I will...
Posted by Jewles on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST

Karma

Do you believe in karma? I do, or did. Now I just don't know. To my understanding, when you do bad things, you get the bad karma, the bad energy surrounds you- until you have 'cosmicly' paid off your ...
Posted by Jewles on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

The root of my stressed-out life...

After much reflection and self-exploration, I believe I have come to a long overdue conclusion. Over the past year or so, I have wondered why I have been so high-strung, not my usual laid-ba...
Posted by Jewles on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

This is the Porn of our Lives...

The porno of Jewles's life will be called ..."Freak-Show Love"'What">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=57">'What will the porno of your life be called?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" style="co...
Posted by Jewles on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

Very important night...

So tonight Scott & I are preforming a time-honored, hallowed tradition: we are taking Kristopher to his first major league sports game! Tonight at 7 pm is Atlanta @ Florida, so Kris is going to ge...
Posted by Jewles on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST