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Kritin

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About Me

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You Belong in Dublin
Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town. What European City Do You Belong In?
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Name: Kristin
Birthday: Sept. 26
Birthplace: Boone, IA
Current Location: Des Moines
Eye Color: brownish green
Hair Color: redish blond
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swede/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black sketchers
Your Weakness: ice cream!
Your Fears: failure of any kind
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of mushrooms, peppers... and maybe some type of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More publications
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: list of things to do that day
Your Best Physical Feature: uh... hair?
Your Bedtime: I'm a grown up... when I goddam fell like it
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Don't like pop that much
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ick
Single or Group Dates: Depends on my mood
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot tea... green
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Try not to
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there... there now I guess
Do you want to get Married: Done that too
Do you belive in yourself: I do my best
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not a troll, but no super model either
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda... depends on who you ask
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: They rule
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't think I've ever done that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think so
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: my yes
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: painlessly and old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
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You are Justice

Equity, rightness, probity, executive; triumph of the observing side in law.

Justice is about cold, objective balance through reason or natural force. You can't keep smoking and drinking without consequences to your health. It is the card that advises cutting out waste and insists that you make adjustments, do whatever is necessary to bring things back into balance, physically, emotionally, socially, spiritually. It is a card of balance and harmony; if there is imbalance, the correction may require recourse to the law.

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HumanForSale.com - For sale by owner! You have 79% Iowa in you!  

Nice score! Are you embarrassed or proud of being so much Iowa? I would be proud, it's great being so closely tied to the Hawkeye State.
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Global Personality Test Results
Stability (70%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness (86%) very high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (63%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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My Interests

Reading (English teacher remember), running, music (but who doesn't have that as an "interest"), poetry (real poetry, not the corny shit), Miko (my fuzzy child), and the husband still fascinates me.

My Flixster Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Music:

See above country comment... but bluegrass kinda rules... go Stratford Bluegrass Festival!!! Hmmm. Billie Holiday, Tool rules, Dave Matthew's Band will always remind me of those smokin' days. Jazz and hell ya to Blues on Grand downtown DM.

Movies:

MATRIX! (only the first one) Donnie Darko, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Crouching Tiger, Holiday Inn (with Dancing Freddy E.), The Goonies, Kill Bill I and II, Domino, Romeo and Juliet, Frida, and the standby pop-in The Fifth Element.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Supergirl 72% The Flash 70% Wonder Woman 67% Catwoman 50% Superman 50% Hulk 50% Robin 45% Green Lantern 40% Iron Man 40% Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Television:

Auqa Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development (alas it is no longer on), Family Guy, Southpark, Simpsons. Discovery Channel causes me to drool and stare for hours on end. I tell myself I'm learning.

Books:

"Of Woman Born" by Adrienne Rich, "1000 Acres" by Jane Smiley, and "Beloved" by Toni Morrison, Wuthering Heights.Other great authors/poets Sexton, Kline-Healy, Cixous, Sontag, Levine, Neruda, Coppoc, Marquart, St. Germain, Kimiko Hahn. To be continued. All the cool cats at Antioch! NEWEST FAV: Loise Gluck "Meadowlands" and Gregory Orr "Orpheus & Eurydice

Heroes:

Adrienne Rich (poet), my grandmother (Pauline Elizabeth Naslund Stoner),T Bone, my mom's pretty cool too.www.storybookweddingsinboone.com

My Blog

For a man who shot himself in a garage

For a man who shot himself in a garage Concrete boxes smell different in winter.              damp, earthy,       &...
Posted by Kritin on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:19:00 PST

If I Were A Cardinal - Mine

If I Were a Cardinal..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   If I were a cardinal, I would let you be my shinning red heart, open my pink beak to your glen se...
Posted by Kritin on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:13:00 PST

I sing the body electric

Just the first section....1I sing the body electric,The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them,They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,And discorrupt them, and char...
Posted by Kritin on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

From Andreana - Horror Movie Warnings!

real-life horror movie warnings 1) Don’t pick up hitchhikers, and if you do, make sure you don’t piss them off before you kick them out of the car. (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) 2) If a guy ...
Posted by Kritin on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:19:00 PST

Poem

G. Orr   The Dinner I invited Mozart to dinneron condition he didn’t embarrass me.In the middle of the mealhe began weeping uncontrollably."You silly fuck,"I screamed,"what are you doi...
Posted by Kritin on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:41:00 PST

Postcard to a Girl with Red Hair

Postcard to a Girl With Red HairIf you were really mine I'd call you "Red"  only,whisper it when you were under me.But I know better than that, to be so bold with color. But if any one could, babyit ...
Posted by Kritin on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

Mar’s Cafe

This morning I drove down to Drake's campus town (about five miles from where I live) to drop off a guitar for my father at that only place that was willing to attempt to fix it. And since he refuses ...
Posted by Kritin on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:19:00 PST

Fuck

FuckThere are people who will tell youthat using the word fuck in a poemindicates a serious lapseof taste, or imagination,or both. It's vulgar,indecorous, an obscenitythat crashes down like an anvilfa...
Posted by Kritin on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:33:00 PST

Gregory Orr

It's Winter... by gregory orr   It's winter. Wind gnaws a bone sky. The sap has sunk. Stiff and numb, I no longer feel. Spring is long gone, when crocuses poked their green tongues up through mud...
Posted by Kritin on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:33:00 PST

Gregory Orr

..> To be alive by Gregory Orr To be alive: not just the carcass But the spark. That's crudely put, but& If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?..>...
Posted by Kritin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST