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Doran the Explorer

Oprah does not own a microwave, she owns the world.

About Me



I like planetariums. Your turn.

My Interests

Old People. The way Bill Cosby talks. Artsy Fartsyness. Concerts. Disco Balls. Naked Molerats. Mullets. Moonwalking. Pencils. Hugs. Making a Stew with a British accent. Bingo Night. Listing My Interests. Humoristic people persons. Naked Molerats. Movies made in a foreign language but voiced over in english. Selling my body on ebay/working the streets. Speaking in third person. Naked Molerats. Anyone whose name ends with the letter "N". Chewbacca. Cheeeese. Stalkers/Peeping Toms. Naked Molerats. The smell of toy stores, new books, and pool toys. Fake Moustaches. Naked Molerats. 6x7=42. "Squishy". Hobo-esque Clothing. Elephants. That one guy. Finding "Surprises" in My Soup. Charcoal smudged hands. Volume Knobs. Half a Penny Whores. Procrastination. Confusing people.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Concerts
.Chris Cornell
.Powerman 5000
.Cage9
.Taste of Chaos
.The Used
.Senses Fails
.Saosin
.Chiodos
.Evaline
.Radiation Year
.The Higher(x2)
.I Am Ghost(x2)
.Escape the Fate(x2)
.Gym Class Heroes
.RX Bandits
.All Time Low
.This Providence
.The Brighten
.Cradle of Filth
.3 Inches of Blood
.Lynam
.Hinder
.The Matches(x3)
.+44
.Nonpoint
.Disturbed
.Cute is what we aim for(x2)
.Hellogoodbye
.Reggie and The Full Effect
.Family Values Tour
.Dir En Grey
.Stone Sour(x2)
.Flyleaf(x2)
.Deftones
.10 Years
.B&O
.Warped Tour '06
.30 Seconds to Mars(x2)
.Aiden(x2)
.Helmet
.Joan Jett
.NOFX
.Butch Walker
.The Living End
.Rock Kills Kid
.Morningwood
.The Lashes(x2)
.Hawthorne Heights
.All American Rejects
.Dilinger Escape Plan
.AFI
.Nine Inch Nails
.Valient Thorr(x2)
.Bullets and Octane(x3)
.Damone(x4)
.Program the Dead
.The 69 Eyes(x2)
.Eighteen Visions(x3)
.cky
.A7x
.Finch
.H.I.M
.Audioslave
.Seether
.Alkalaine Trio
.Reggie and the Full Effect(x2)
.Against Me!
.Jimmy Eat World
.My Chemical Romance(x2)
.Eisley
.Hot Hot Heat
.The Fray
.Weezer
.Greenday(x2)
.Weird Al Yankovic
.Dave Mathews Band
.Randy Travis(yeeah, thats right. I'm not ashamed)music?

Movies:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Drop Dead Fred. Napoleon dynamite. Donnie Darko. The Last Unicorn. Night at the Roxbury. Clockwork Orange. Airplane. Superstar. Pet Sematary. Mars Attacks. Monty Python (All). The Lost Boys. The Crow. Fargo. Labyrinth. Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Mallrats. Young Frankenstien. Edward Scissor Hands.

Television:

My Television is Box, Cardboard Box.

Books:

They're delicious with a tablespoon of butter and a pinch of dill.

Heroes:

Bob Barker is my hero for living past his expiration date. Also, Julia Child was a fucking ghetto ass bitch.