man i swear i'm so fly
my names gabe;
&im a funky white dude living in miami...
theres this girl with half my heart, and a friend with the other half. my whole heart belongs to my girlfriend.
i wake up in the sky
and wipe the cloud out my eye
im a freshmen at Johnson &Wales University in North Miami. i graduated from George Stevens Academy where i was transplanted from Liberty.
i was the sous chef at the Wescott Forge for 4 years and Marlintinies last summer.
i used to bump an off-white cadillac escalade when i drove, &yeah it was so fresh. now i sport a black suburban &yeah i'm refreshed.
my favorite numbers are 27 and 547... i dont know why.
i wake up at 7:25am to my love every school morning
&fall asleep to Channel 847 on Direct TV.
i shower before school during the week,
at night on weekends,
and sometimes around 3 am on random nights.
oh, &i sleep with my iPhone every night,
i used to sleep with a Palm Treo 750v, before that a pink V3 Razor and i lost it to a Motorola V551.
i realized that the Sixers, Eagles & Phillys suck, therefore im a true fan.
i am no longer the HKHIC, (Head Kobe Hater In Charge)
i realized Kobe Bryant is skilled.
i used to be a camerawhore<3
i have major jealousy problems.
oh yeah, i will NEVER lie to your face, or behind your back.
i am a mac person.
everyone thinks im mad gullible, but i just trust everyone.
im proud to say that of my 400+ friends i on some level know every-single-one-of-them.
[i havent added anyone i dont know, and dont accept adds until i get to know them.]
DALLAS SUCKED; T.O. SWALLOWED.
[yeah, i saw it on some cats shirt at a Sixers game]
when im bored, i either look around for yellow cars/punch-buggies cause i love that game
or
i call the Operator, Cingular or DirecTV reps cause they're really fun to talk to.
i believed i had carpal tunnel syndrome,
from txt'ing too often; therefore i invested in the Treo 750v &iPhone, which came equipped with a QWARTY keyboard... no more of that number bullshit.
i believe strongly in karma... you hit me; i hit you.
...karma.
i hate when people suck at prank calling;
but love when you prank the operator enough that they prank you back.
i change the order of my top 40 on my homepage at least twice a day.
i have never photo shopped any of my pictures, and never will.
i sometimes wish i could add someone, just so i can comment a picture of theirs to tell them they are dumb
but that would make my comment about knowing all 400 of my friends false; and remember i dont lie.
i hate companys that only have people with bad english answering the phones;
they end up pro-nouncing my name wrong throughout the entire call, repeating everything i say 547 times, and eventually hanging up on me; usually 45-50 minutes into the call.
people whom capitalize "I" when they type, but nothing else...
and/or put a period after "lol" as if "lol" wasnt invented by some lazy low life, they would write "laughing out loud" should eat shit and die.
ballers do what we want, suckers do what they can.
if you meet anyone cooler than me, tell me.
on a scale of 1 to awesome i'm the shit.
