In no particular order: Woman(Yes Erica, it's you), white water, doobage, Video Games, tending bar, books, rugby, slap-assery, History, Being smarter than your dad, girls of all varieties, boobs(I mean it, I love them all.), Norway, Being the boss, People in general, The Dunk(don't ask), Trying to not be such an arrogent prick(not really)
I'd like to meet:
Albert Einstein, Julius Caesar, Douglas Adams(RIP), Rudolph Guilliani, the motherfucker that stole my bike, a woman that makes me crazy but isn't crazy herself, Particle Man, Tommy Chong, Dane Cook, Marie Curie(she glows!), a down on his luck mime that talks, Erik the Red, Robert Frost, Skeletor, Hobbes the Tiger, Dave Chapelle, Sigmund Freud, Hannah motherfuckin' Hofmann(found her), Shakira's fine ass, Brody Armstrong from The Distillers...grrrr, Stephen Hawking, Evil Kneivel, Iceberg Slim, Mostly all the friends I let slip through my fingers, Fuck, how did I ever let some of you go? (Talking to you here, Simeon, fucking Limey)
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Music:
Pomodoro, Ludacris, The Zep, Powerman 5000, Tool, Spinal Tap(their amps go to 11!), AC/DC, Primus, Pink Floyd, Rammstein, Basemint Jaxx, Portishead, Sublime, Tupac, Wolfmother, NIN, Gnarls Barkley, Static X, Korn, Sia, Marty Robbins, Mac Dre, Straylight Run, 80's music, Anything with a throbbing bassline, Your Mom, seriously she plays a mean banjo, Beethoven, Carl Orf, Buckcherry, Big Lurch(crazy motherfucker ate his girlfriend. I shit you not), Willy Nelson, Wolfmother, Queens of the Stone Age, William Hung, Ben Harper, Ben folds, Ice Cube, Tenacious D, Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, Queen, Dangermouse, The Temptations, The Raconteaurs, the White Stripes, KMFDM, Sister Machinegun, The Clash, most Southern rap, Koldmilk, that's my rap name, Look for the new album by Koldmilk, "It Does a Booty Good" heehee, the Mars Volta, Chemical Brothers, Cake, Weird Al, Our Lady Peace, Black Label Society, Future Sounds of London, Three Days Grace, NWA, Dead Prez, Jack Johnson, Metal Church, Time to fly, Tech 9, The Killers, Maroon 5, Finger Eleven, Brotha Lynch, that weird bum outside my office that raps for change, Support local music!!!
Movies:
Kill Bill Entire (perhaps the greatest love story ever?), 300(Holy SHIT! So awesome, I can't even talk about it yet) Gladiator, 24 Hours in London, Old School, Boondock saints, Pulp Fiction, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Joe Dirt, Lord of the Rings, The Weatherman, The Sixth Sense, The Princess Bride, Evil Dead, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Happy Gilmore, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space, Down to You, Friday Night Lights, Jackie Brown, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hostel, Grandma's Boy, Half Baked, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Aladdin, Wedding Crashers, Syriana, Braveheart, Etarnal Sunshine..., A Clockwork Orange, The Neverending Story, House of Flying Daggers, Kung Fu Hustle, Ong-Bok, The Charlie Brown Holloween Special(I believe in the Great Pumpkin), Resevoir Dogs, Seven, Momento, Lucky number Slevin, Talledega Nights, Smokin' Aces, Shaolin Soccer, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Red Dawn, Young Guns, Badder Santa, Juggtown... purely for sentimental reasons.
Television:
Don't really have time for TV. But ..umm... CNN, the History Channel, sports of all types, that's about it, TV is the opiate that keeps you sheep docile. It's either "So you think you can dance", some other assinine thing, or the revolution. I say bring on the revolution. And when it comes, you motherfuckers(you know who you are!) will be the first ones against the wall!!!!
Books:
All of them, book addict, Small selection of mine, A Clockwork Orange, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintinence(Thanks Cas), The Wheel of Time books, will the series ever end?? Everything Stephen King has ever written, esp The Dark Tower Books, and my all time favorite, The Talismen, Everything Douglas Adams ever wrote, from the Dirk Gently books, to all 6 books of the Hitchhiker's series, rest in peace, you fucking genius, wish you could have seen the movie get made, To you Mr. Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish". Jack Kerouac, Robert Asprin, George R.R. Martin, Robin Hobb, Conn Igulden, David Gemmell RIP, S.M. Stirling, A. Lee Martinez(read him, you'll laugh until you shit your pants...maybe that's just me), Terry Pratchett, Glen Cook, Stephen Erikson
Heroes:
My Mom, My Dad, Julius Caesar, Joshua Lawrence Chaimberlain, George Patton, Thor, Mary Bailey, Hugh Hefner, Cas, Steve Irwin, he was a beauty, Tom the myspace guy... rich motherfucker, Napoleon I, Rudy Guilianni, I can barely look at him without getting patrioticly teary eyed.
