PROFESSIONAL ADVERTISING PHOTOGRAPHER
one of my professional titles
PROFESSIONAL DRINKER
licensed by Jack Daniels and Johnnie Walker {black please}
PROFESSIONAL RACE CAR DRIVER
only when there are no cops
PROFESSIONAL WATCHER OF THE BACK OF THE EYELIDS
only when the boss is out to lunch
PROFESSIONAL TEXTER
200 characters/min. 13txts/hr. 300txts/day. 10,000 txts/month
PROFESSIONAL HACKER
when im on your computer and i hit the back button after you signed out to get back in your myspace account and post nasty bulletins
PROFESSIONAL PHOTO BANDITO
going on 300 plus strong strikes
