Cellphone Capabilities.... |
Here are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FI...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST |
affairs....karma is a bitch..... |
The 1st Affair -
A married man was having an affair with his
secretary. One day they went to her place and made
love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and
woke up at 8 PM. T...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST |
FUN FACTS... |
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.A snail can sleep for three years.Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.Butterflies taste with their f...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:15:00 PST |
lololol |
Read these w/ a "fob accent" lmao1. TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.2. DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!3. SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!4. ASSOCIATE - When I ...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:38:00 PST |
HOT IMPORT NIGHTS IN ATLANTIC CITY |
JUS WANT TO THANK THE AEP MODELS AGAIN FOR A GREAT SHOWCASE AND THAT IT IS ALWAYS GOODTIMES W/ THE COMPANY OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES....
AND I JUS WANT TO SAY THAT AEP IS MAKING A MOVE AND THAT THE WORLD BE...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:54:00 PST |
Weekend w/ the AEP Beauties.... |
BIG THANK YOU TO THE WOMEN OF AEP FOR BLESSING ELITE PRODUCTIONS AND ALPHA RACING WITH THEIR BEAUTY... WITHOUT THESE WOMEN WE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER BOOTH... WE DID HAVE A HOT CAR BUT THE WOME...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LIFE.... |
LIFE ISN'T THE AMOUNT OF BREATHS U TAKE...IT'S THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE UR BREATHE AWAY...
Elite Productions Camp
The Speed Lounge ...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Last Resort |
its a shitty feeling being the person people call cuz there is nobody else to call...being the last resort...kinda sux to be that person...call that person cuz u had them in mind not because they are ...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"REASON BEHIND LIFE" |
"Follow ur heart..Good things will happen!" Close ur eyes...open ur heart...do what comes natural when ur wit SuM1 U LuVe...Hearts R not meant 2 b broken...their meant 2 feel N show eternal luv...Eter...
Posted by !joeL aka JEWY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
