The Allston Pants

what "legitimate" music opinionators have said about this band:
"If I could describe this band in one word it would be “MEH”. They’re fine I guess, their songs fundamentally sound. I don’t know it’s like their trying too hard to be “EXTREME” or something. Songs such as “Hungry Hungry Hipster”, “Coked Out Scenester Fuck”, and “Horror Business (The Store)” are all about how much these other people are hipsters and scenesters, but ironically the songs come off as a Pot calling the kettle black, with their almost Screamo vocals and cooler than thou demeaner. The sound of Allston Pants paints a picture of some “cool dudes” in girl pants and side swipe hair cuts, who would suck a dick to get on the Warped Tour main stage. I don’t know the act is just lame." - punkrockreview.org
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"This is punk as it’s meant to be: over the top, hilarious, angry, ironic, satirical, and wrapped in a plain brown paper bag… as it should be. They get political with the song “Let’s All Vote Republican So We Can Get Another Rage Against the Machine Album” and treat us with their take on the scene with the songs “Coked Out Scenester Fuck” and “Fuck the Scene.” They take on fashion with “Why Won’t the Suicide Girls Live Up to Their Name?” If I weren’t so lazy, I would make an album just like this.. These guys made two and they’re both as brilliant as they are completely stupid. This makes Green Jello look like Paul Simon’s Graceland. They describe their own music as “The Shittiest Shit You’ve Ever Heard” and, of course, they are completely right. I’ve never enjoyed listening to anything as much as I enjoyed listening to this, which is, admittedly, pretty pathetic." -Joel Simches, The Noise
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