Dudette McDoodle

Give life long enough and it'll solve all your problems, even the problem of being alive.
Some of the simplest things in life are some of the most beautiful things you will ever come across. I'm a huge dork who likes to act silly all the time. I like the taste of lime. I'm clumsy, and try to have as much fun as possible. Juice, cranberry, apple, grape, white cranberry white peach. Purple roses are my favorite. Me and drama don't mix well, so please don't bring it to me. I like talking on the phone, but only to the right person. I drink lots of water. Staying up late, getting up early. I'm not perfect. Green is my favorite color. Orchids are my favorite flower. I'm shy and quite. Unless I know you very well Im a better listener than talker. Clam chowder is my favorite soup. I want to own a kitty. Dean Koontz. I don't wear makeup on a daily basis. I own a gecko, and no he doesn't lick his eyes or stick to walls. My car sucks oil. I've never had stiches or a broken bone. Really enjoy swiming. I don't like losing good friends. My cheeks are usually unusually red. I fancy sunsets, and the ocean. I love to make people happy, even if that means Im not. Stephen King. Platypus' are my favorite animal because they are made up of all the left overs. If it doesn't taste good, put a sauce on it. Snow is cold. I've tied a carrot to a lobsters ass. My favorite sweater is orange. I want to make cookies for a living. My legs are no longer ghostly white. My shoes are a half size too big for me. I've got a few good kitchen battle scars. I want to go on a road trip. I love to take pictures. Dogs are kinda icky. I now own a swim suit. Just relaxing and enjoy life, one day at a time. Sun is good, but only in small doses. I've changed a lot since Febuary. I missed having a TV and cable in my room, but choose now not to have it. I know how to be me, and nobody else. I love to laugh, and smile. My moms dog has a huge ass. I'm Italian, Irish, and Mexican. I like the way real Christmas trees smell. Spicy things are good. I like getting my hair cut so much, before i know it i'm going to be bald. It's all fun and games till somebody gets peanutbutter in their crotch. I have a dent in my leg. Ask my knees if Im ticklish. Baking, everyone should learn how. Peeling is the worst part of a sunburn. Sometimes it's easier to stay up all night than to get up early. Everyone should learn how to stop and smell the roses.
"You want a recipe? Boil some spaghetti in well-salted water. While your're doing that, heat up some good extra-virgin olive in a skillet and throw in some thin slices of garlic and some red pepper flakes. When the pasta's cooked, toss it in the skillet. Throw in some chopped parsley and a little of the pasta water. Toss it around. Put it on a plate. Grate some Parmigiano Reggion on top. Congratulations, dude. You've just made spaghetti all'aglio e olio. One of the greatest simple truths of humankind - and a damn good emergency dinner. That's a recipe. It's an idea. It's a dish. It's an icon. It's an experience. It's not rules. And as you cook up your life, I hope you never let anyone eles's recipe for success intimidate you or get in your way. Rules are overrated."
- Mario Batali
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