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My name is Lynsey.
I am an arsehole.
My Hips don't lie
I am an eclectic type of cunt.
My best friend is a dope fiend.
I have an unhealthy obsession with the word 'moist'.
I drink Guiness cos it makes my boobies grow.
People used to think I dress funny, now yer allllll doing it.
ART...BRUT...TOPOFTHEPOPS!
As much of a cliché as it may seem, I hate 14 year old girls with ‘I’m not ok’ make up……it makes...me want...tobesick.
I want two dogs, two cats, a big kitchen and a welcome mat.
My sister is funky fresh.
I am not ashamed to admit that I love Gwen Stefani.
I like gigs.
When drunk, I am BANT.
Yes, I do have more cds than friends.
Fucking Ebay.
I spend too much money that is not my own.
I'm one of the very few people who like Radiohead and Oasis equally as much as I do.
I like boys who play guitar.
Scenesters piss me off, even though I dress like one on a budget... Drunk... Blind... And mentally ill.
It makes me chortle when people try to sing the words to songs that they clearly don’t know.
I have an annoying laugh that will tear right through yer heed!
I have problems with drinking milk and being school tardy
My friends would describe me as slightly blue.
I will argue my point until I win, or someone needs a piss, in which case, I win.
Apparently I swear too much.
And offend many.
I PROPER like very few people.
I love quoting Boosh to people who've never seen it and watch them back slowly away from you with a look of sheer horror.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key.
