HOT Myspace LayoutsI'm a 22 year old bloke from Bishop Auckland County Durham but currently on tour in Barnsley South Yorkshire.
I'm too lazy to write my own profile so here are peoples views of me. Mail me your opinions on me n i'll gladly put them on.
"ryan...used to sleep on my bedroom floor summer of 2003 or was it 2004...happy days in bish vegas with 16 inch pizzas and taboo galore! xx" - Mary Donkin
"absolute fruitcake" - Liam Turnbull
"ryan - a number one pisshead. love him to pieces and pinch his cigs when i see him, and he buys me drinks, cos he is dead nice like that, and i am dead skint like that. Even if when drunk he refuses to dance with me, unless i make him drunkenly sway. don't tell his brother but hes way cooler =]" - Sarah
"i look good in peach french knickers"... Laura Thomas a.k.a. BBIB
"Definition of Ry - Pure Sophistication Of A Rock & Roll Genius" - The lovely Mrs Lea Doherty (My 2007 Valentine)
"ok here goes...'follows on to the peach frenchnickers bit'....miss sixty jeans and mechanic tops are also a top look for me, im a bit of a cunt and think i can get away with lots, i make awesome scrambled egg on toast, allow people to drink full bottles of malibu, and tell them they said stuff when drunk that they actually didnt. i like to take the piss, call people pat, muffin top, and make remarks about their tongue ('cos im jealous cz mine isnt as long) keep a knife in my bathroom, and sing oasis songs in the shower. i also pull off the 'scrubba' look quite well" Laura Thomas a.k.a. BIBB part 2
Ryan ibbotson...."Hair striaghteningly, whamtasticical,vegas lovingly,kwik savingly, staindropish, toft hillian, harry&alisonLoveingly, Family :)" - the legend of Jona a.k.a Billi Bargh
"ryan - the guy who dreams of digging people up and killing people! the guy who loves 2 steal for sale signs... oh sorry sold signs! the guy who steals roses from peoples gardens for me! the guy i think is the best! x" Becky
'ryan, you ae the only lad who can put any cunt in their place when it comes to music and sheer coolnessity. you make all the girls moist and let's face it, a lot of the men. let us not forget about our bar YAAAAAAAAAAS!' - My fave Scot - Sister Pychosis
"Ryan Ibbotson............
This young Tyke launched an astonishing attack on me earlier today.
Ryan is only jealous cos I actually had a lifelong crush on his mom Sandra and sister Stacey and recently fulfilled that dream by enjoying a rampant threesome with them while his dad, Glenville, and top glamour model Lucy Pinder watched.
He's also annoyed cos I met Bonehead from Oasis last week and got him to sign my copy of What's The Story (Morning Glory)?, which provided the soundtrack to our sizzling sex session!
Brrrrapppp!" - Kingo
well what can i say about ryan? well for starters his name is cowboy really, long story short we'll just say hes half a job kinda man (sorry dude). i first met cowboy when he started work at the hell hole that is ventura with the diet coke man and i learnt pretty quick that he likes to get off his face as much as he can and as quick as he can which sometimes is quite entertaining. its quite funny taking him home after a night out and turning round to see him passed out in the back of gregs car with in seconds of us setting off. but what can i say we all love the boy and yes ryan your still a boy untill proven otherwise lots of love from cowgirl xxx- the cowgirl herself
Ryan is a popular male first name, is pronounced RYE-an. It is of Gaelic origin, (what ever that means) and its meaning is "king."
your too twitchy and small to be a king.
your not even that small..you just twitch alot!- KIM aka BFG. twitching when i'm asleep not a twitch when i awake
