Mexicans Picking Up 2 at Home Depot |
The other day I was outside of Home Depot, and realized that the statistic of more mexican families has finally exceeded white families in the U.S.
I saw a mexican male pull up to h...
Posted by Ron Babich on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:20:00 PST |
The Day the Viagra wore off... |
When most people think of who invented Viagra, you say to yourself it must have been a guy. But oh, Contrare. (2 years of French)
I witnessed a horrific site the other day that literally r...
Posted by Ron Babich on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST |
I stepped on something this morning getting out of bed.. |
At first I barely felt it when I stepped out of bed this morning, a sharp pain to the heel of my foot. Then I looked down and to my surprise an entire Starbucks had started growing right next to my be...
Posted by Ron Babich on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST |
Ancient Chineese Proverb 1,605 |
Wise men say....Those who Can Do....Those who can't run real estate informorcials in the middle of the night with midgets, and make up for it, greatly outdoing those who do, with much higher profit ma...
Posted by Ron Babich on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST |
Day 3 - Someone is following me |
Dear Diary,
Last night I left my keys and a bottle of lube on the nightstand, when I woke up the keys were there but the lube had been moved to the other nightstand along with a pile of kleenex. ...
Posted by Ron Babich on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST |
Day 2 - Someone is following me |
Dear Journal,
Its now Day 2, In addition to a someone asking for Tim, Some guy named Stu keeps writing me. He says if I dont come to his comedy show I will be missing out. Afraid for ...
Posted by Ron Babich on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:19:00 PST |
I think someone is following me - Day 1 |
Dear Journal,
I think someone is following me, and as a result I am not getting much work done.
Today when I was sitting at the my desk, my phone rang, and when I picked it up, a woman asked for Tim....
Posted by Ron Babich on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST |
Letter to Canon - Waiting Reply |
Dear Canon Products,
I have invented a new technology that can copy food ingredients in a machine and produce a Soy copy that looks and tastes like the original copy of a Burger, o...
Posted by Ron Babich on Sun, 28 May 2006 04:43:00 PST |
Latest Invention - Giving Back to Society |
To start, I am a giver, more than a taker. So, in my giving mode I thought, how can I make a difference? How can I give back to so many people that have given so much to me? Si...
Posted by Ron Babich on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:35:00 PST |
Relatihnship Tips and Tricks |
There are so many books and experts that give advice on what to say and do for a terrific relationship, I thought its about time for a fresh list of helpful things Not to say or do to m...
Posted by Ron Babich on Fri, 12 May 2006 04:13:00 PST |
