I am looking for a homosexual male who can hopefully lead me to a heterosexual (or bi!) female (gay guys always seem to have a lot of friends who are hot single girls) But seriously folks, a single white female (sorry chocolate sisters. It's not you, it's me. Actually it's more of the boys in the Klan that I hang around with. I don't know if you'd fit in. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. It's really nothing personal.) who is a nice person and who is an intellegent person (175 IQ is the minimum so be prepared to take a test). I need a girl who shares similar interests like making jams and jellies, latchhook crocheting, fingerpainting with nontoxic glue, singing hymns all day, and living in permanent denial. No, wait, that's not me, that's just some old lady. What I need is a girl who can play lead guitar and sing and the same time (this would be a best case scenerio. I'd settle for much less) I'd love to be with someone who looks up to me, and someone who I can look up to (that's two girls now so bring a friend) No, seriously. So whoever would enjoy a friend/bandmate/lover (and I hope the first sentence didn't throw you off. Sorry guys, but I'm straight) contact me and we can start filling out the paperwork. Oh, and you really don't have to play an instrument to get my attention, but wouldn't that be cool. Really what would be ideal would be a female bizzaro counterpart twin of me. A tall skinny bassist perhaps? Let's jam.
Here are some of my favorite bands - Primus, King Crimson, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Slayer, The Residents, Frank Zappa. I listen to a lot of classical and jazz and a lot of rock from about 1965 to 1980. Actually, I listen to ALOT of everything (except for country and pretty much any band that's been around less than a decade) I'm not a narcissist, but I know a lot of stuff (mostly worthless stuff) about bands and musicians.
Some favorites include Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eraserhead, Jacobs Ladder, Trainspotting, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Aliens, ect. I like dark artistic cinema. I like David Lynch a lot. As far as my true favorite films go, they are all concert films. I like the King Crimson DVDs I have a lot. I LOVE FRANK ZAPPA's film "Baby Snakes" (which is odd because I don't care much for his music or his style or his sense of humor. Just kidding) I love The Resident's "Icky Flix". I'm not much of a fan of anything that is completely mindless like you know, most of the action flicks that come streaming out of Hollywood's ass.
Frank Zappa, Les Claypool, Jello Biafra, Robert Fripp, Adrian Belew, Trent Reznor, Gentry Densley (Iceburn), John Stewart, Michael Moore, John Linnel, John Flansburg, Flea, Victor Wooten, Kurt Cobain, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Bootsy Collins, Trey Parker, George Sanger AKA The Fat Man, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, John Bonham, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Tim Alexander, Ler, all of the Kids in the Hall, Corporate Death from Macabre, Jaco Pastorias, Dimebag, Jimi Hendrix, Jerry Cantrell, Alex Webster, Brian Wilson, Geddy Lee