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Why Wear Clothing?

Why Wear Clothing?

About Me

Put on your Egyptian Gas Mask, because I'm about to Tea Bag your ass!



Once upon a time the was a goat, thats when the aliens came down to earth. Then the dinosaurs died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes Benzs. I might be a little off topic, but what ever. If you want to know something about me; ASK!

I really want to become a NAVY Seal. Greatest job ever but extremely unrewarding.



The Original American Badass.

My sidekick Vacya, he bites!

The Russian MiG-29k and American Lockheed-Martin/Northern Grumman/SAE Systems X-35C. Fuck BMW, I would love to take one of these out for a spin any day!

My Interests

Swimming!!!! (I got loads of medals) Girls, Music, X Games, Guitars, Chemistry, Medicine, Microprocessors... some other stuff too I guess.

I'd like to meet:


A cute girl who is not afraid to say what she has on her mind; a girl with a positive attitude towards life; a girl who smiles; one who doesn't lie about things that matter the most. I'm not into smokers.

Movies:

Bruce Willis movies, Rush Hour, Clint Eastwood movies, Mike Mayers movies, other stuff.

Television:

I hate MTV! Thats all I'll put here.

Books:

Plato's Republic, I disagree with just about everything in this book, except the theory on poetry which I find to be too true. A few Plays: All my sons by Arthur Miller; Shakespeare's Othello. I can't list everything really.

Heroes:

My mother is my hero.

Random Shit Below

Solomon's sexual nickname:
"Third Leg"
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Dam right Third LEG!!!


What are you like, when in love? by UhhhWhatever
Your name/nickname...
When in love, you are... Nervous
Your love is... Everlasting
Your kisses are... Sexy
Your hugs are... Kind
People love you because... You're you
Quiz created with MemeGen ! People only "love" me just because I help them. Not that it matters much.
Take the quiz:
What Specific Sport Are You?

Swimming
YOU ARE SWIMMING! You love the water and wish that you slept in a pool! You also love the smell of chlorine in the morning.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
Actually they use a derivative of hypochlorous acid to disinfect pools, NOT chlorine itself. Regular chlorine, or CL 2 , will attack and destroy delicate body tissues. But I'm SURE they knew that. I hate know-it-alls.
SOLOMON
Sis forSuccessful
Ois forOdd
Lis forLoud
Ois forOrganic
Mis forMagnificent
Ois forOpenhearted
Nis forNerdy What Does Your Name Mean?
I'm not loud... I don't think I am... and what the F*CK do they mean by organic?

NOW THIS IS FUNNY!

Just click on one of these buttons to hear a George Bush line. Took me a while to get the codes right, but seems to be working now
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target: Punks
Your Kill Count: 1,670,717,310
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 29
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $141,535,197,411,068
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 94%
Quiz created with MemeGen ! Actually.., I have nothing against Punks.
Your results:
You are Superman Superman 80% Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 75% The Flash 65% Supergirl 60% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Hulk 55% Wonder Woman 45% Batman 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Oh poop, I wanted to be Wonder Woman.
You scored as Jock. You are the ruler of the school, so to say. You have girls swooning over your muscles and your skilled in most areas of the sports arena. You know how to play a mean game of basketball.

Jock


47%

Emo Kid


40%

Hot


33%

Geek/Nerd


33%

Loner


33%

Punk


20%

Prep


20%

Goth


7%

"Ghetto"


7%

Stoner


7%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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