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Ollie Surfwood

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am easygoing and really easy to get along with. Just don't take my trust for granted or play me for a fool. Otherwise we'll get along great. Oh and it helps if you have big tits. :) I find humour in almost anything, which is good because I love to laugh (it helps to keep your mind off things you want to cry about). I want to say that i have no regrets, but i do. I can only count them on one hand though.

My Interests

Music, movies, fantasy football (2007 CHNK Champ), video games (don't laugh), golf, cars, famly, friends, the opposite sex, but not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with the same intrests and/or an open mind. Any local people looking to hang out, party, drink, puke, wake up naked with a headache and no clue where you are (usually in that order). I'm not in a mad dash to inflate my freinds list. I want to keep it small and only include people i can see myself around. Oh and Chuck Norris
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 2/27/82
Birthplace: A Hospital
Current Location: FLO-town KY!
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: god created a few perfect people, the rest are right handed...
Your Heritage: Nazi-polak (Mom: German Dad: Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Addidas sandals, nike air-something-or-other shoes
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: spiders... they don't need that many legs
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get out of debt, but that may take decades
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" of course
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i... where are my smokes... where is the toilet... who is this next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature: i have a bubble butt. i know. its sad... either that or my shoulders
Your Bedtime: usually right before the sun comes up
Your Most Missed Memory: how can you miss a memory? if you don't remember it you don't miss it
Pepsi or Coke: DIET coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: double cheeseburger medium fries large diet coke for 3.18 at McD's
Single or Group Dates: single... no witnesses
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona or tradewinds?
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither unless there is some khalua or bailey's in it
Do you Smoke: constantly
Do you Swear: see above
Do you Sing: badly in the shower and worse in the car
Do you Shower Daily: i try to so i can practice singing
Have you Been in Love: what is this "love" you speak of?...
Do you want to go to College: been there done that might go back
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes! and aliens, but not vampires. thats just too crazy
Do you get Motion Sickness: i can't go on a boat without projectile vomiting... even if the boat is just sitting on the trailer in the driveway
Do you think you are Attractive: if i say "no" i'm trying to hard to be modest, and if i say "yes" i'm shollow, so i'll ask you.... "What do you think?"
Are you a Health Freak: no... no i'm not
Do you get along with your Parents: when we are in public so we don't make a scene
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much
Do you play an Instrument: i play a mean skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: try the past hour...
In the past month have you Smoked: you are kidding right?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i don't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: several boxes but the cardboard goes right through me
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no... but i did in december. i don't reccomend it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts of all the ladies... i confess
Ever been Drunk: ...good lord...
Ever been called a Tease: i have NEVER been accused of that however i AM usually the accuser
Ever been Beaten up: i've been hit a couple times
Ever Shoplifted: when i was ten
How do you want to Die: who wants to die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grownup
What country would you most like to Visit: any and all... except for canada... canada SUCKS
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: she dosent even have to have eyes... that makes it better for me
Favourite Hair Color: hair is preferred but color dosen't really matter. I am uncontrolably attracted to redheads... Like a mosquito to a bug-zapper
Short or Long Hair: no buzz cuts
Height: i don't care
Weight: anywhere from slim to slightly thick, but i draw the line at plump. and toothpicks and Callista Flockheart lookalikes need not apply
Best Clothing Style: no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: i took some tylenol, does that count?
Number of CDs I own: couldn't even guess
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: ditto
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one or two... i learn from my mistakes... i don't dwell on them

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Music:

Tool, Glassjaw, A Perfect Circle, (hed) PE, Slipknot, Depeche Mode (Violator), Taproot, Pearl Jam (ten - vitology), Staind (Break the Cycle ONLY although i am a sucker for Epiphany) Sevendust, Puscifer, AFI, NOFX, Massive Attack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Nonpoint, NIN, Peter Gabriel, Stabbing Westward, Black Light Burns, Ill Nino, any 80's, some 70's, no country, no r&b but some "good" rap like three6mafia, ghetto boys, old No Limit stuff. Everything else from instrumental to classical and no, they aren't the same thing.

Movies:

Anything with Bruce Campbell, Chris Farley, John Cusack, Ed Norton, Harrison Ford, and Anthony Hopkins. Favorite movies include Ferris Buler's Day Off, Garbage Pail Kids, Caddyshack, Tin Cup, True Romance, The Saint, Hot Fuzz, Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas, Se7en, Howard the Duck, Big Trouble in Little China, Pretty Woman, Willow, No Escape, The Departed, Goodfellas, The Godfather (the original, not the other assified versions!), Ronin, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bullit, Goonies, Menace to Society, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 300, Boys N Tha Hood, Requiem for a Dream, The Secret of Nihm, L.A. Confidential, Blade Runner, Momento, True Lies (no joke), Crossrads and Glitter (joke). Tons more but i'd be here for days.

Television:

No reality tv because there is no such thing (it's called an oxymoron) except for American Chopper and Monster Garage. Although i did get sucked into The Inferno, and the latest Real World, but only because nothing else was on. I occasionally stop by Adult Swim on CartoonNetwork when i'm not out. And what ever happened to Fraggle Rock? If anyone has found it on DVD or VHS let me know! Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me. Best shows ever! Period. Don't argue with me on this. What's that you say? Yeah, Miami Vice was better. James Sonny Crockett was the shit. Tubbs is okay too.

Books:

Anything Tom Clancy or Kellerman. I've read a few Patricia Cornwells. Biographies are depressing, and i can't read horror because i usually only read before i go to bed and i spook easily. As for magazines: any car magazine from Super Street to Car and Driver will do. PC Gamer, and old issues of PC Accelerator (snif), come in handy in a pinch. Oh yeah and Seventeen of course.

Heroes:

The Amazing Spiderman, Batman, Captain America, The Fantastic Four, The X-Men... what? oh, THOSE kinds of heroes, i'm sorry, i misunderstood the question. In that case i have two words: Sonny Crockett. Nuff said! Oh, and Maynard and Mr. Reznor of course. Bruce Campbell is a shoe in. "Hail to the King Baby"
Like Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, you are the
hero. Congratulations. As the chainsaw toting
king of witty one-liners, you certainly know
how to handle any of those undead nasties
heading your way, don't you?

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My Blog

Semi-new Album Review

Anyone with similar music tastes as my own should seriously consider checking out Black Light Burns.  Taken from their own site, they sound like "The Cure, Queens of the Stoneage, Nitzer Ebb, Ch...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

Micro$oft and the art of "dickery"

I had originally purchased a brand new xbox360 console in late march of 06 shortly after its release in 2005.  I experienced several problem-free months of pure ga...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

I see a pattern...

Alright, time to vent again. This time, about the most vile and wretched thing to cripple the music industry and frustrate music listeners and CD buyers across the globe. I'm talking about the epidemi...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am obligated....

Answer these questions.....just copy and paste it 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. Wha...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best damn show ever!

I received a wonderful gift this christmas. The complete first season of nip/tuck. all of you are allowed to be insanely jelous of me... even tho you probably already were....
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A very good one from Box Car Racer

"There Is" This vacation's useless These white pills aren't kind I've given a lot of thought on this 13-hour drive I miss the grinding concrete where we sat past 8 or 9 And slowly finished laug...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who else is psyched about X-Mas?!

It seems these days that people have lost the meaning of the merry sipirt of christmas, kwanza or the jewish holiday i can't spell. It seems that everyone is caught up with the holiday shopping seaso...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is love? anyone... anyone...

I don't get it. I realy don't. How can two people stay together for 30+ years and not be in love. Sorry, i'm talking about my parents. They are both in their sixties and it seems that they have fo...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goodbye Heidi... I will always remember you

Today was not a good day. By any measure of a good day, today was the farthest to the opposite side of the spectrum. My dog died today. Her name was Heidi. Heidi is... was... a Daschhund. She was...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New favorite CD

Oh my god... I have found the holy grail of hair band goodness. It is all on one shiny, shrink-wrapped cd from Iron Maiden and it is called Powerslave. Damn, why hasn't anyone ever told me about thi...
Posted by Ollie Surfwood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST