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joey da wrench

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck it. Fuck you. I dont give a fuck. And that about sums it up.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone BUT: phony fucks, cry babies, political or law enforcement officials, attention whores, priests/reverends/ministers/preachers, and anyone that will hinder my forward progress through life. Im not a big fan of jews either.

My Blog

brody alekzandra zimage

feb. 24th at 10:20pm.  8 lbs and 20 in long.  it was quite an experience.  its definitely not like in the movies.  i was as white as a ghost but manage to make it through without p...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:04:00 GMT

deez nuts and bolts

i've been turning wrenches for 2 fucking weeks and my civic should be rolling out of the garage as soon as my header gets delivered.  eta 3-5 business days.  jdm d15b vtec swap with p08 ecu,...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:05:00 GMT

1 year

it won't be hard to find my keys in the dark anymore
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:53:00 GMT

al capone suite

it only took me 25 years but i finally got my own place.  i got a one bedroom apt in the most podunk city in pennsylvania, an 85 pontiac, and a knocked up old lady.  next step is a trailer, ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:49:00 GMT

looking for work?

then you should take a position on my staff
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:24:00 GMT

the mist

its fucking excellent.  one of the best movies i've seen in a long time.  after watching that piece of shit "dream catcher" i had lost alot of faith in stephen king movies.  i was skept...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 22:15:00 GMT

9 months

friday, 9 months...  one day at a time.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:51:00 GMT

HI, YOU CAN FUCK OFF

your band is shitty, i don't want pills to make my cock bigger, stick your gift card up your ass, i'm not paying money to watch some whore on a web cam, and i'm perfectly content beating my ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:17:00 GMT

I'M OFFICIALLY A MOTHER FUCKER

yep yinz heard right.  i've successfully/accidentally reproduced by some fucking flaw in nature.  4 months to go.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:18:00 GMT