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Dan the Great

People don't change. Only our perceptions do.

My Interests

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, At the Drive-In, Audioslave (Although Rage and Soundgarden were both way, way better), Beastie Boys, Cake, Candlebox, Cold, Collective Soul, Crossfade, Days of the New, Deftones, Disturbed, Earshot, Eminem (Holy shit, rap), Everclear, Fear Factory, Filter, Flaw, Fleetwood Mac, Pre-shitty Fuel (Something Like Human or Sunburn), Gorillaz, Green Day, House of Pain, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Pre-shitty Korn (I know it's hard to believe, but at one point they were good), Meat Puppets, Pre-shitty Metallica (Grow a mullet and go back in time), Michael Jackson (When he was still a black man), Monster Magnet, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Nightingale, Nine Inch Nails (Although their new stuff sucks), Nirvana, O.A.R., Pre-shitty Offspring (Which leaves out just about everything except Smash), Pantera, Pearl Jam, P.O.D., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, Sevendust, Silverchair, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Soundgarden, Static-X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System of a Down, The Apex Theory, The Beatles, The Cranberries, The Doors, The Killers, The Mars Volta, The Temptations, Tool, Ultraspank, Van Halen, White Zombie (That said, Rob, please stop making music)

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Serenity, Sin City, Kill Bill, the Lord of the Rings series, The FIRST Matrix, the original Star Wars Trilogy, Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, American History X...and Arfenhouse.

Television:

Don't really watch TV...but Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Firefly, Family Guy, MXC, and Chappelle's Show

Books:

The Dragonlance series, almost anything by Stephen King/Richard Bachman or Al Franken, REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, and the Ender's Game series.

Heroes:

Me. I'm the greatest.

My Blog

(8/28) The Lord of the Lance.

No, seriously. A fucking Joust movie. And you thought Uwe Boll was reaching.(TE)DC...
Posted by Dan the Great on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

(8/24) Darwin Would be Proud.

Was he trying to do a service to the gene pool? Was he just sadly misinformed? None can say for sure, but two things are for certain: I'm going to make fun of people who do stupid things, and I'm goin...
Posted by Dan the Great on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

(8/23) Reinforcements.

And now, House of Zot's first guest appearance! Michael Vick, eat your heart out!(TE)DChttp://www.vickdogchewtoy.com...
Posted by Dan the Great on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

(8/21) Extra Bite.

I'm sure very few people missed it, but in case you did, Michael Vick proved once and for all that he was eager to clear his good name and did just that today.Wow, athletes lie? Never would have guess...
Posted by Dan the Great on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

(8/17) Arts is a Subjective Term.

Really, this one speaks for itself. Much has historically been said about Electronic Arts and its lack of commitment to quality, as evidenced by bug-prevalent games. Mind you, I'm not even poking fun ...
Posted by Dan the Great on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:55:00 PST

(8/16) All Hell Can’t Stop Us Now.

Lights out, Guerilla Radio. Or something like that. Nintendo is an unstoppable juggernaut, especially now that it has unveiled its newest innovation: online play!!! OMFGWTFBBQ!!!Welcome to how many ...
Posted by Dan the Great on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

(8/14) Vintage Something.

Maybe others expect more out of me, but I really couldn't resist taking a shot at this Paris Hilton gem. I mean, seriously. Who here hasn't seen every inch of her at some point or another? Even if you...
Posted by Dan the Great on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

(8/10) Reading is Fun DUH MENTAL.

Truthfully, I wish I could say I was surprised by The NPD Group's findings. I really do. But the truth is, I'm not. I've worked with the public for a long time, and I know first-hand how much peopl...
Posted by Dan the Great on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

(8/9) Leaf on the Wind.

Major kudos to those people who get the reference, as everyone should. As for the comic, all I'll say is be careful what you say: you never know who may be listening.Keep your eyes open and watch for ...
Posted by Dan the Great on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

(8/7) Embare-Assed.

I often wonder how nice it would be to be a big game developer. I'm not even talking about making lots of money. I think it's much more about being able to do what you want to do and still get paid fo...
Posted by Dan the Great on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST