Amused by food, alcohol, occasional bodily noises, redneck jokes (i ar wun), and nekked women. (These are ALL true of ALL guys, but not all of us will show or admit that for fear of offending somebody. I just tell it like it it is)
I am a backpack whore... Gregory Mountain Products
And a serious knife-knut... Spyderco Knives!!!!!!
You can usually find me lurking among the forums on a daily basis...
I usually don't take tests like these, but when I saw the word GEEK, I had to see for myself...
You are 35% geek You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
A wise man once said: You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.