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The Splurge

I'm graduating, I'm finally getting comped in Vegas. I'm staying in Germany for free. Damn it feels

About Me

College Grad

My Interests

Snowboarding, road trips and having fun

I'd like to meet:

Anyone thats chill...

Music:

Classic rock

Movies:

boondock saints, requiem for a dream, kids, wedding singer wedding crashers, beerfest, billy madison

Television:

simpsons, family guy, dragon ball, 2 and 1/2 men

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness

Heroes:

Tom Leykis

My Blog

Fashion Tips From the Man

Fashion tips for women from a guywho knows dick about fashion. Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention, thoug...
Posted by The Splurge on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST

Luck Be A Lady Tomorrow, When I Dont Need You

Men are luckier than women. I'm not an idiot. I know that if a man flips a coin and a woman flips the same coin, they both have a 50/50 chance of getting one side or the other. Actually, men probably ...
Posted by The Splurge on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

Phrases that make my blood boil

May or may not be: Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities i...
Posted by The Splurge on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:33:00 PST

Stop being a Pussy and Beat your Kid!!!

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat ...
Posted by The Splurge on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

The sweestest thing a girl can do...

When he's workin on his car, get him a beer... after doing the yard work, massage his back... during the super bowl, make sure he has plenty to eat... during half time, suck his cac... PLENTY of blow ...
Posted by The Splurge on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST

"The Eleven Rules of MySpace"

1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anyone. 2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends, are you serio...
Posted by The Splurge on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST

Just a Theory...and dont get all crazy and stupid about it

        This is an unproven theory that I'm going to restructure it into my own words. Men are worth pretty much nothing at a young age, going to college, trying to make ...
Posted by The Splurge on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:32:00 PST

DO IT!!!!! DO IT!!!!

--- BE  HONEST ..NO FRONT!! copy nd paste these questions onto add comment on the bottom and answer them have fun!! 1.who are you?2.Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Would you ever ...
Posted by The Splurge on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

They took down the man-ginas :(

Im pretty pissed off that someone ratted on me for the man-ginas! Geez people, it wasnt offensive for me!!!!  If you didnt like it, you should have just not clicked on it. Gosh, what is with peop...
Posted by The Splurge on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:02:00 PST

Rules of Leykis 101

Spending Limits Never spend more then $40 on a date. In fact she should be the one paying for the date. Especially if you have to go on several dates before reaching your goal, this can make the ...
Posted by The Splurge on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:40:00 PST