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Nick

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About Me

I'm a student of philosophy, I play sax, I like music, carbonated mineral water, cigarettes, adult swim, nature, reading, and coffee. I'm lazy and I think too much. I gossip way too much about everyone I know, I'm a liar, and I love my image. I golf on occasion, although I'm not very good. I have impared vision (glasses) . . . . . .. NJH1012.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

people, places, hangingout, art, music, good conversation, good coffee, good movies, playin sax

I'd like to meet:

Business hours are over baby

Music:

dave brubeck, Gerry Mulligan, Scissor Sisters, PANIC! at the disco, Wolfmother, Say Anything, Head Automatica, The Subways, broken Social Scene, Do Make Say think, Wes Montgomery, Artie Shaw, Bix Biederbecke, Houston Person, glen miller, duke ellington, Johnny Hodges, Zoot Sims, Lester Young, Paul Kinishay, count basie, paul desmond, jimmy and tommy dorsey, benny goodman, ella fitzgerald, benny golsen, john coltrane, harry connick jr, diana krall, elton john, billy joel, elvis costello, buddy holly, john clayton, jethro tull, willie nelson, johnny lang, harry james, ludwig von beethoven, dexter Gordon, Nate Cole, Joe Lovano, thelonius monk, frank sinatra, john williams, yoko kanno, Don Mclean, miles davis, charlie feather, ben folds, janis joplin, greatful dead, The Mars Volta, Judas Priest, yo yo ma. led zepplin, the doors, pink floyd, blue oyster cult, tenacious d, steve miller band. lynard skynard, Queen, johnny cash, the seatbelts, ray charles, guns n roses, weezer, the beatles, charlie parker, dizzy gilespie, Quincy Jones, Isaac hayes, al hirt, post no bills, bob dylon, cream, eric clapton, the rolling stones, Bjork, Mirah, emil haddad, dick ogdren, jeff hamilton, anthony wilson, herbie hancock, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Pete Fountain, Dean Martin, Max Wienberge and the Max Wienberge 7, Victor Wooten, the Moody Blues, The Accidents, The ELectric Light Orchestra, Jeff Coffin, Dr. John, Big Bad Vodoo daddy, Micheal Boublay, and yes carley simon (but just the spy who loved me) Im sure there is more .. .but this all i could think of .. . and ofcourse the greatest bands ever Dan Gabel and the Abletones, and the Lou Borelli Big Band

Movies:

oh man soo many, . . .Fargo, Big Fish, Garden State, The Purple Rose of Cairo , Annie Hall, Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex * But Where Afraid to Ask, Love and Death, Manhattan, the Pianist, Hero, Interview with a Vampire, Lost in Translation, the terminal, super troopers, forrest gump, the nightmare before christmas, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the princess bride, amlie, star wars, lord of the rings, girl interupted, silence of the lambs, manhunter, bladerunner, monty python (all movies), apocolypse now, kill bill vol I & II, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, Jackie Brown, goldfinger, the spy who loved me, the man with the golden gun, golden eye, .. . , basically anything good

Television:

sienfeld, and thats about it, dont watch much tv

Books:

shogun, lord of the rings, the hobbit, angels and demons, the sun also rises, the old man and the sea, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, killing fields, gods and generals, dune, dracula, the da vinci code, gunslinger series, Hocus Pocus, slaughter house 5, killing yourself to live, sex drugs and cocopuffs, The Many Colored Lands, Dubliners, . .any poetry (Alexander Pope, Alfred Lord Tenyson; my favs), . .many others aswell

Heroes:

jerry sienfeld, jim morrison, paul desmond, dr. stephen hawking

My Blog

ABC Gum and Sliced Bread

PEOPLE OFTEN UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ABC GUM ( that's already been chewed gum) AND SLICED BREAD!!! The properties of these two magnificant substances are quite overlooked in our modern world, think...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:38:00 PST

Nick, A Tribute

Here's and article popular columnist Steve Doyle wrote in the New York Times about me. I thought it was really cool   "A Tribute to a Bizzare Life" To the average person, musician Nicholas Helpa ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:25:00 PST

Nick Helpa: Self-Proclaimed Genius

For one year of my life, I studied a method of living life based on the philosophical teachings and methods of Martin Costello.To my knowledge, I am the only person to ever document this philosophical...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Five Men I Think are Sexy

I made this modest list one night, as a guide for other men to model their lives after, because all the men I have chosen embodied sexiness. 5. Young Sean Connery (the bond years): I don't care what ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What Would Jay Say???

Have you ever been in a situation and not known what to say? Then you wonder to yourself, what would Jay Sundeen say? well here are some hypothetical situations an  classic jay responses. 1. You ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gabeltize me captain

have you ever noticed how Oboe music, . . .just the mere sound of it . . .is conducive to dances of yore. . . . Oboe Bear!
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUTURE!!!!

Has anyone noticed that now a days everyone seems to be Nick Helpa.I mean EVERYONE now a days is Nick Helpa, its maddening. Reality itself is coming apart at it seems. I keep falling into wierd deja v...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

saxophone = life

i think the title says it all . . . .
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Homa, . . . .Homa Deet that is

Heres the Question, who has the 100 bucks a week to get a haircut!!!!! i dont, but yet the nazi bastards at my school say i have to cut my hair, i think im gonna become a cool ass long haired hippie w...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ha ha tool

buffnstuff786: NJH1012: ok, i will, because i love u with all my broken heart buffnstuff786: fucking tool awww i hate the truth
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST