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can't slow down.

life's not a bitch, she's a beautiful woman. you only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get t

About Me


I'm Mike and if you don't know me already...well I just feel sorry for you.but really, there isn't much about me on here. you should check somewhere else. or talk to me.

My Interests

zombies, film noir, clever writings, lighting things on fire, audio experiments, slurpees, pictionary, degrassi, claudio sanchez, fire, the 80s, captaining vessals, adult swim, candles, fireworks, tiki houses, pillow cases, burning things, unsolved mysteries, DDR, root beer, vinyl, time travel, igniting things, everlasting gobstoppers, and wicker chairs. choking bitches out.

I'd like to meet:

mostly this guy.

Music:

RECENTLY PLAYED...

add me on last.fm
radiohead, glassjaw, saves the day, elvis costello, at the drive-in, the pixies, weezer new found glory, cardboard city, def jux records, head automatica, blink 182, reggie and the full effect, other stuff

Movies:

I enjoy many movies, including the following: zombie movies, other horror movies, wet hot american summer, psychedelic movies, tarantino, rodriguez, porn, action movies, cult movies, music dvds, fight club, short form documentaries and pee wee's big adventure.

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, degrassi, the daily show, the colbert repot, law and order:SVU, rocko's modern life, invader zim, carnivale, chapelle's show, the sifl and olly show, aqua teen hunger force, pete and pete, reno 911, robot chicken, stella, futurama, the boondocks, the history channel, strangers with candy, and salute your shorts.

Books:

catcher in the rye, 1984, fear and loathing in las vegas, the rum diary, torture the artist, kiss me judas, penny dreadful, hell's half acre, sex drugs and cocoa puffs, tales of ordinary madness, hey nostradamus, the things they carried, the perks of being a wallflower, hocus pocus, killing yourself to live, slaughterhouse 5, breakfast of champions, dermaphoria, haunted, fight club, survivor, invisible monsters, choke, if chins could kill, and make love the bruce campbell way.

My Blog

fuck this thing

read my livejournal.http://floodofred.livejournal.com/
Posted by can't slow down. on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

greetings from the windy city

me and my brother are here in Chicago, just chilling after our flight and whatnot. I woke up at 8 this morning when my brother picked me up. we drove to providence where we flew out. well, half way th...
Posted by can't slow down. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scenester blog

today I woke up and flexed in the mirror. then I put on some Bane and almost bust a nut while I did push ups. I'm gonna go practice moshing in my kitchen. I'll post again later.
Posted by can't slow down. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate standerdized tests.

I had fucking diocesan testing all this week. I hate standardized tests. whenever I close my eyes all I can see is dots.
Posted by can't slow down. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST