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Kris

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About Me

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i'm a sarcastic funny man who isn't afraid to make raunchy jokes and laugh about them, i have also been known to take a stab at myself so that others can get a laugh because the best thing in life is laughter. i just like to be happy and nothing truely gets me down.yeah and if ya gotta aim i'm: BigKrisFLZ check me out bitches

My Interests


Image code by deepbox.comMaking fun of Emo Kids with Krystal stealing the fine dinnerware from chili's I buy DVD's and watch them....i guess thats what you do with them.....i'm a dvd junkie, i like to fuck around on the computer, hang out in ybor on weekends sometimes or maybe dive bars every now and then. mainly just hang with friends and get waisted

I'd like to meet:

Peter Griffen, Mike Ditka, Brian Urlacher, Lovie Smith, Jessica Simpson, Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Next Door Nikki (so hot!), Brad Pitt, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Mahar, Dane Cook, Johnny Knocksville Howard Stern, Glenn Beck, James Hetfield, Jason Newstead, Lars Ulrich, Rob Trujillo

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Music:

everything excpet country i like everything from justin timberlake to slipknot. so if that dosen't show you range......i like pantera, elvis, slipknot, nelly furtato, gwen (with or without no doubt) Metallica, Tool, Ozzy, Sinatra, Bon Jovi, 30 seconds to marz, ATB, Paul Okenfold, Fall out boy, justin timberlake, ice cube, snoop dogg, dr. dre, eminem, tupac, biggie, Linken Park um......i could go on forever i work at a fucking radio station after all :P

Movies:

well there are just tooooooooo many that i can name so i'll name a few. Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Matrix, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story(s), acually any pixar movie is good, um.....Spiderman 1 2 3 hum...and whatever is new i like anything except movies that suck. i'll let you know if they do

Television:

ok lets see.....24, house, prison break, american idol, csi: vegas, heroes, survivor, big brother, the apprentace, planet earth, deadliest catch um........i dunno and other random shit

Books:

Books are to much work, Read Magazines :p

Heroes:

My Mom, Dad, Brother and Sister, peter patrellie lol i know its so easy to say and all that crap but its true if i hadn't had them in my life i'm not sure what kind of person i would be without them. oh mike ditka too :D

My Blog

Check out this event: Big Kris Crazy Cyclone Birthday!

Hosted By: Krystal SWhen: Friday Apr 11, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: Double Decker1721 7th AvenueTampa, Florida|10 33605United StatesDescription:Krystal S Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Very Blogworthy Past Few Days (long)

so this has been a very crazy past few days, sunday...eh it was a bore but yeah anyways.  so Saterday, an amazing day none the less.  i wake up at 8:30 to go wake krystals lazy ass up. ...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:21:00 PST

MJ Throws hissy fit and gets 3 Amazing air talents fired

Yes the all mighty MJ just threw another temper tantrum and got 3 really good jocks blown out of 93-3 WFLZ. He was upset over a bit done on Club 93-3, which aired at 10pm on Fridays. The bit was a par...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:22:00 PST

2007 Awards...did u make the cut?

..> MY 2007 AWARDS NEW FRIEND OF THE YEAR?: Thomas, Kovacs, Jab MOST LOYAL FRIEND OF THE YEAR?: Krystal (even thou i happened to slip out of this category on her list) HAHA, or Josh, or My Bro in...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:51:00 PST

My Cousin is a Hero, i'm not kidding either

my cousin missy herman is going to iraq soon to keep our country free.  i just wanted to post this so everyone could see who she is and how she is like.  we love you and we will miss you mis...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

unbeliveable....

has any man on myspace ever tried to meet a girl on myspace just to be "friends"??/  ANNNYONE!!!  honestly LMAO its just nutty.  thats all i have to say, and lately it seems people are ...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

1981

In 1981 (the year you were born)..http://images.blogthings.com/whathappenedtheyearyouwe rebornquiz/baby.jpg" height="100" width="100">Ronald Reagan becomes president of the USMinutes after Ronald Reaga...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Great Friends!

damn, you know what sometimes i can't even fathom how i became such good friends with mike and krystal.  i swear to god i don't know what i would do without them.  i know i have the support ...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

guess what?

FUCK
Posted by Kris on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:26:00 PST

my birthday!

ok so i clearly already tald you guys what i did for my b-day in the last ol' blog.  this one i just wanna thank everyone that gave me some b-day wishes.  so thanks ya fucks!!!  lol &n...
Posted by Kris on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST